?Dandy's World Oneshots? {REQUEST OPEN!!}

Ignore the title, this shit AIN'T bromance. 

I just think it would be funny for all three of them to consider it a bromance even though they know damn well they're fucking gay. 

Yeah, this a crack fic, but also fluff. I have one more request to write for now, but I really wanted to stop putting this chapter off because YES. 

Potential Suggestive humor, btw. 

Dandy's POV:

I was out gardening today with Astro.

We finally got a day off and I've been wanting to teach Astro how to keep plants alive, since he couldn't for shit. Pebble was also playing around with the flowers at the moment, as I guided Astro to water the flowers

"Be careful, you don't want to water them too much," I said.

"You can overwater them?" he asked.

"Mhm, kind of like when we drink too much water way too fast and feel sick afterwards."

Astro nodded and smiled softly; I could tell he really was enjoying gardening with me. It made me feel good since I didn't want to seem like I was yapping too much. It was peaceful though, especially since Vee wasn't here to bother me again. 

She's been every WORSE lately. Apparently, her and Shelly have been making bets whether I'm dating Astro or Sprout. Vee thinks I'm dating Astro, while Shelly thinks I'm dating Sprout. In truth, I think they both won the bet.

 Is it gay if I kiss them goodnight?

So yeah, I guess you can say we all have a weird bromance thing going on, but I'm actually certain it isn't just bromance. I knew for a while now Astro had a crush on Sprout too; it was literally a fucking triangle between us.

Anyways, I don't want to think about this too much, it's hurting my head. Sprout wasn't out gardening with us since he said he had something important he had to take care of. I assumed it was baking with Cosmo but when I messaged him and asked, he told me that Sprout didn't make plans to bake with him. I brought this up to Astro, who told me that it could be something personal. 

Pebble started to bark and lick at my legs, so I figured he was bored. I sighed and took off my gardening gloves and looked at Astro. 

"We should take a break, too much of this in one sitting can be a lot," I suggested.

"Agreed," Astro replied, "should we go look for Sprout?"

I pursed my lips at his words, "I want too, but you were the one who said we shouldn't worry since we might accidently invade privacy."

"Dandy, I'm a fucking overthinker, what did you expect? I wanna check on him."

"Fine," I scoffed, ruffling his sleeping hat a little which got a giggle from him. Astro and I walked out of my greenhouse and went back to the lobby. There were a lot of other toons enjoying their day off, and for a moment I felt happy to see everyone so relaxed. Then Vee's annoying ass voice RUINED it. 

"Hey, Dandy," Vee said, crossing her arms and smirking at us, with Shelly beside her, "what were you and Astro doing in the greenhouse, making out?"

Vee nudged Shelly and I knew what this was about. The fucking bet. Shelly rolled her eyes and huffed at Vee's annoying comment. 

"Oh please, Dandy and Astro are just friends. Look, your comment made them uncomfortable," Shelly replied.

"You sure? It looks to me like they're blushing."