?Dandy's World Oneshots? {REQUEST OPEN!!}

Yatta Casually Ruins Looey's Date (Poptarts)??

"Yuh-huh!"

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't want anyone else to be there with me. So, no shenanigans, alright?"

"Yuh-huh!" Looey wondered if Yatta actually understood anything he said, but he didn't really have time to think about it.  He adjusted his bowtie and fixed his outfit. Then he grabbed a bouquet of roses and walked to the door.

"Alright, I'm heading out, see you later Yatta! Don't nuke us while I'm gone!"

Once Looey left and closed the door behind him Yatta sat down and was tapping her little feet on the floor. She just sat in silence for a while until she decided she gave it enough time.

"OK! He had enough time with Sprout, I'M COMING LOOEY!" Yatta said, then rubbed her hands together mischievously. The silly pinata had an evil plan.

Sprout had taken Looey to this restaurant (DONT ASK HOW THEY HAVE RESTURANTS IN GARDENVIEW OK ITS A CRACKFIC) and made sure to get reservations for the two of them. It was a fancier place they wanted to try out after all. Looey and Sprout sat across from each other at a table, holding hands with intertwined fingers and practically staring into each other's souls. It was gay as shit. 

"You look fantastic today," Looey said to Sprout.

"You're the only toon who gets to see my dress nice, so enjoy the privilege." 

The two of them kept being gayasses and flirting with each other until the waiter showed up.

"CAN I GET YOUR ORDER?"

Looey froze. He didn't even want to look at the waiter, since he recognized who just by the voice. He grumbled, "oh nooooo" and then turned to face Yatta. She was wearing a waiter outfit with a fake mustache on her face as if it would cover her up.

"Yatta," Looey said, "I told you not to come here!"

"WHO'S YATTA?! I'M JEFFERY!" 

Looey felt his face go red with embarrassment and his ears flop down. Obviously, this was his first date with Sprout, and he wanted to leave a good impression, but so far it was going horribly. Looey glanced over at Sprout who looked...concerned for Yatta. Even he knew who it was. 

"No, Yatta, I know it's you! Please just go back to the circus and practice stunts!"

"I DON'T LIKE CIRCUSES!" She lied to stay in character, which was failing miserly.

"Where did you even get the uniform?" Sprout asked in curiosity. 

"I BEAT UP THIS GUY ON THE WAY HERE. HE'S TIED UP IN THE FREEZER RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE HIM!"

"Yatta!" Looey said sternly, "go back to the man, give his costume back, untie him, and apologize for hurting him!"

"BUT I WORK HERE NOW, AND MY NAME IS JEFFERY," Yatta exclaimed. Looey groaned and his face in his arms as Sprout looked very worried. 

"SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU GAYS-I MEAN GUYS."

Sprout looked over at Looey and tapped his shoulder, which signaled Looey to peak his head out of his hands. Sprout glanced over at Yatta then back to Looey as if he was telling him to just play along for now. Looey sighed and looked at the menu.

"Just some drinks, probably wine." (can the toons even drink alcohol?)

"OK!" Yatta skipped off in the direction to go get the drinks for them. As soon as she left Looey groaned in annoyance.

"UGHH! I'm so sorry about this Sprout! I told her not to come but looks like she did anyway."

"Hey, it's all good," Sprout reassured, "I don't mind it as long as she doesn't try to rip my head off or something."