?Dandy's World Oneshots? {REQUEST OPEN!!}

Bro's Before Hoe's (MidnightGarden) ???

I can't speak for Astro, but I felt the gayass urges creeping up on me again. Sprout did all of this for us, and I couldn't deny it made me feel warm inside. Astro on the other hand was going over to the two gifts on the bed. Sprout noticed and laughed evilly.

"That's for later, I got something else planned for us first," he said, before taking me and Astro's hands again and bringing us to the kitchen. 

"He's dragging us all over the place." Astro muttered to me with a soft smile.

"What's next, hell?" I replied, which extracted a small laugh from Astro. Sprout didn't hear us, probably because he was deafened by his own excitment. When he brought us to the kitchen Astro and I found ourselves looking at a bowl full of pizza dough, then a whole bunch of other ingredients behind it like cheese, tomatoes, pepperoni....pineapple. (A/N: I actually enjoy pineapple on pizza LOL)

"Damn, you really overdid yourself," Astro started.

"Yeah, what the fuck is with the pineapple," I scoffed. 

"You don't like pineapple on pizza," Sprout questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"It's a sin."

"You are so FUCKING uncultured OH MY DAYS."

Astro just watched me, and Sprout argue at that and giggled, rolling out some of the dough already. There was enough for all of us to make our own mini pizza's. It was cute. Astro started to roll his out and Sprout and I followed. Most of the time it was me and Sprout arguing about the pizza, while Astro was crafting his own. 

"Well, how about I be the tiebreaker," Astro replied, putting pineapple on the pizza, "I'll try it, and whether I like or dislike it will prove victor."

"Deal," I said, since I knew, Astro was going to hate it. It's such a weird combination! Once we were done with our pizza's Sprout put them in the oven for a little until taking it out and putting them on plates. We went back up to his room and closed the door. He put the pizza's down by us and we all sat on the floor, I ate my pizza pretty fast since I was a biggie and I like food so fuck you. 

We watched Astro eat the pizza, taking a bite with pineapple on it. He started to chew it slowly and he made a weird face, I couldn't tell if he liked or disliked it, and neither could Sprout. He was totally faking us out. 

"It's....eccentric? It's not bad like I'll gag at the taste, but it's not good either," he replied finally.

"You bitch, you were supposed to answer the question," I replied. Astro threw a slice at my face at my response which caused Sprout to laugh his ass off. 

"OH, I can give the the gifts now!" Sprout said happily. He stood up and grabbed the gifts from the bed, giving one to me and one to Astro. Then he sat back down and smiled at us. I glanced at Astro silently asking if he wanted to open it first. Our gifts looked the same after all, it was throwing us off.

"Open it at the same time," Sprout replied, "trust me."

Astro furrowed his eyebrows but opened it anyway, unwrapping the gift nicely, whereas I just ripped it with no shame. 

"Clothes?" I scoffed.

"SHUT UP AND LOOK AT IT," Sprout replied, not letting me slide with that sass.

I looked at the clothes and realized it was pajama's but not only that, the pants were colored a light grassy green and filled with rainbow flowers, the shirt a lighter shade then the pants. These were hella cute I couldn't deny, then I glanced up and realized Astro had a matching pair, only it was blue colored pants with moons on it, and a lighter blue shirt. Astro and I locked eyes for longer than I wanted too, feeling my heart race, but then he smiled and laughed softly.