I didn't mean to! I swear!

Chapter 24: I am picture perfect

He looked blue in the face and for a second I thought I would have to Heimlich him but the colour returned and he started laughing.

"You think I'm going to sit in a car with you for several hours just because you missed a flight?"

I growled, "no I think that you will drive me to my house in Cedarwood because it's the right and noble thing to do!"

"Hate to burst your bubble love but I'm not nice and noble, I'm the type who'll kick nice and noble in the balls."

Right then my phone rang.

Fourteen missed calls and all from my mother. That explains the ringing from this morning.

"Hey mum how are you?" My voice sounded high even to me and Falcon smirked taking the opportunity to poke my side.

"Sweetie why are you on you're phone aren't you flying right now?"

Gulp now I'd done it.

"Blaire what's going on. Do I need to come up there."

Poke to the thigh, glare to the git and my voice rose even more.

"No mum you don't need to come get me, I'm a perfectly responsible adult!"

"Blaire before you left you tried to make a cake with salt!"

Falcon lost it and started laughing. My eyes widened in terror. My hand shot out and anchored itself to his mouth. He shot me the raised eyebrow and I scowled at him.

"What was that! Blaire where are you?" Crap.

"I'm in the airport mum. My flight was delayed."

Something warm and wet licked my hand making me shudder. I shot the culprit a dirty look.

"Why has it been delayed sweetheart, are you sure I don't need to fetch you."

"Responsible adult!"

"Who blew up my kitchen!"

"One time... Okay two times."

Falcon giggled against my hand... And started kissing my palm... The hell.

I recoiled and he smiled triumphant. Creep!

"Okay since you're in the airport you wouldn't mind a Skype call with me."

"Skype call." I paled and turned to Falcon he looked shocked as well, "sure thing mum let me just call you back on Skype."

"You have five minutes Sweetie."

The phone went down and my blood pressure shot up.

"She wants me to Skype!"

"So what am I supposed to do!"

My life was a horror movie and there wasn't even any decent male characters.

Wait a New York minute.

Movie... This was a movie... I watched it ages ago.

Picture this!