Chapter 27: I escape...
It started out a great day... well as great as it could get when Falcon hogged the shower, put toothpaste in my conditioner and stole my cereal. I however was in a fan freaking tastic good mood 'cos I had wrapped his car in saran wrap, filled his aftershave with tabasco and put blueberry filling in his toothpaste.
Life was looking great, mum had made a massive, scrumptious breakfast before leaving for classes, I was belting Disney music and Falcon was nowhere to be seen. Him missing was the best part, at least I thought it was. First lemme backtrack to breakfast so you can understand how all this crap started and why I was currently crying my eyes out in my room.
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"Blaire sweety do you need some more eggs, what about you Falcon dear, more eggs?"
I just stuck my thumb up and continued shoveling toast in my mouth, Falcon being the 'charming' individual he was, actually answered, "No thanks Mrs. R I'm great."
"I feel so bad leaving you two on your last day. I cant believe Portia cancelled her classes... so irresponsible, overnight concerts no less." She huffed making me giggle.
"Chill mama I'm super responsible I can babysit the toddler." I grinned.
Falcon snorted, "Responsible! Hunny you locked yourself out two day ago."
"Yeah and you refused to let me in, what gives?"
"I thought you were sunbathing." he shrugged.
"In sweatpants?"
"Girls are crazy."
"Speaking of crazy," my mum chortled, "You will never guess who I ran into at the store Blaire."
"Who? Someone I know?" I questioned whilst grabbing my toast back from Falcon, he had his own!
"Yeah and dislike extremely." I didn't notice Falcons head pick up, I was too busy shuddering.
"Anyone but him!" I groaned, "Please tell me he doesn't know I'm back home!"
"Ah Liam Henry the most obnoxiously messed up kid in town. He never did get over you, but no he doesn't know, if he did you would have been dogged by now."
"Oh thank god! I hated that boy... still do. What kind of creep doesn't take no for an answer. He ruined middle school for me."
"Some girls would have liked all the roses and gifts hun."
"Sure, but he was obsessed. You remember how he just showed up at prom, guys are supposed to know the meaning of no."
"Fair enough, I'm just lucky you're missing him on this trip."
"Same."
After that I spent a casual few hours cleaning up, lounging and reading. At around eleven mum left with a massive kiss for me and a hug for Falcon. She really liked him for what ever reasons I'll never understand. As I said the day was great until three pm when the doorbell rang, I wish I never answered that door.
"Coming, i'm coming. Hold on!"
I cracked the door open to check before it was pushed in full force, I fell back with an 'oomph' and landed on my butt.

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Teen FictionBook One Of The Clumsy Artist Series "If I do this love." He murmured catching a strand of my loose hair. "You'll owe me. Are you ready to owe the devil a favour? Because I guarantee I'll come to collect." Those were the words that changed my life a...