Not Needed Northwest. ( Dipper X Reader )

(Hi Everyone! Author here! SO, I have had a pretty hard time...sorry for not updating. But I just wanted you all to know that my friend arieldisneyfreak has he own Gravity Falls novel. It's a Bill X Reader,  it's very descriptive, and perfectly captures Bill's personality. I recommend it to all of you. It's called Monsters and Demons. )  ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!!!

I stood back in the Laundromat. Everything was either black, gray, or an in between mixture. Everything seemed frozen and dark until a familiar blonde walked into the room.

"Billie?"

He had a big smile take up most of his face as he paraded beside me. His formal tuxedo was now yellow and had a rectangle pattern finishing his coat tail. "So my dear (Y/n), have you decided your wish?"

"M-my wish?"

"Are you dense my dear?" He asked tapping my forehead with his finger. "I've given you clues about this. So what'll it be?"

"One wish? What are my options?"

"You need options? Can't you handle a bit of freedom? Oh well... forget this! The thing is, I need something from you at a later date and the only way you can get your little heart's desire is for you to keep our little...friendship a secret." He said saying 'friendship' with the same enthusiasm as someone saying 'disease'.

Heart's Desire?

"Yes, Heart's Desire. You may not even know it yet, that I must mind you of," He slipped a finger under my chin and pushed upward so we were gazing eye to eye. He then placed his palm over my forehead and I shut my eyes tight. "What is your heart's greatest desire?"

My mind became hazy and I was unable to see the unclear images flooding into my head with each second of Billie's hand on my head.

Billie soon retracted his hand and the Laundromat started disappearing before me in a dissolving manner. His face broke out into a grin.

"Do we have a deal (Y/n)?" He said sticking his hand out. My eyes widen as his hand caught fire in an enchanting blue-ish color. "If you give me my heart's greatest desire, and I pretend that I don't know you? No harm on my part! Deal!" I took his hand in mine and the fire did nothing but shock me when it didn't burn my skin off.

"Then this dream is over! Ta-ta (Y/n)! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

My feet began to buzz and I looked down at them, they too were dissolving with the rest of the room as Billie walked away..... Help!

***
I shot awake and let out a scream. Ariel jumped up into my view from behind me and swooped in by my side."Hey it's okay! It's okay!" She said softly. I sat up from where I was located. I was in a light green sleeping bag on the floor in Ariel's bedroom. It was very different from the attic.

"Sorry Ariel, I had a nightmare. It wasn't to bad, I was just scared at the ending."

"A nightmare of any kind deserves Ice Cream for breakfast." She smiled as we both got up, I shimmied out of the sleeping bag and followed her downstairs.

Ariel's mom was in the kitchen, pouring a bowl of cereal. "Do you girls want some Overly Sensitive Owl cereal?" She asked, turning to us.

"No thanks, we had some pretty bad dreams so were gonna have ice cream for breakfast." She said pulling out two tubs of ice cream from the freezer.

"At least that's a better idea than your frosting on popcorn suggestion." Her mom sighed. Yeah. About five popcorn pieces in, we had both realized that popcorn and frosting aren't put together for a reason.

"Bottoms up!" Ariel called to me, setting two bowls on the table and taking her place in front of one. She passed me a spoon and I looked over my bowl.

It was two giant scoops of (f/ic/f).
(Favorite Ice Cream Flavor).

I happily dug into the bowl, devouring the ice cream in a matter of minutes. I earned myself a proper brain freeze and as I winced, Ariel's mother asked us, "So what are your plans today girls?"

Ariel shrugged.

"I'm up for anything until lunchtime, Mabel's brother is helping me find a crystal for Pacifica."

Ariel, who was setting her bowl in the sink at the time, stopped dead in her tracks. "Dipper Pines? You have a date with Dipper?"

"Well it's not a date, he's doing me a favor. "

Ariel rolled her eyes and placed her hands on her hips. "It's a date, even if you two don't know it. So we will have to work on getting you dressed accordingly."

"We're probably gonna be running around the forest so it's not like I can wear a dress or anything. "

"It's to late for your consent (Y/n)! I'm calling the Mystery Shack and telling Mabel to come over and help me help you get ready."Ariel took my arm and pulled me up to her room, she pushed me into her bathroom and I heard her dial a number on her phone. "Take a shower and by the time your done, Mabel will be here!"

I guess I had no choice now.