Lazy Ass (Kuro X Reader)

"You should turn your head around if you can y/n." Mahiru whispered gently. I heard sloppy and lazy shuffling, Mahiru wouldn't shuffle like that; in fact I doubt he would shuffle in the first place. I slowly turned my head to the right so I wouldn't hurt myself. What I saw made me question my life choices. Sitting in front of me barely 4 inches away from my face was a boy, well he looked between the ages of 16 and 18.
He had pale blue hair, pale skin, ruby red eyes with dark circles under them. From what I could see he was wearing a white shirt, a strange sort of darker blue coat with a hood. The hood had very dark blue, almost black, fur on it that pointed into cat ears, there were black buttons on the coat and the top one was undone, there was a strange symbol on the top of the sleeves. The final thing I registered was the fact that he wore a bell around his neck. My e/c eyes widened with shock and I chocked on my words.
"Kuro, back off; your frightening y/n!" Mahiru scolded.
"K-Kuro?! He's a vampire too?!" I shouted. I had heard that there were these strange vampires that could shapeshift into a certain animal.

"Tch, you're not as dumb as you look." Kuro sighed. His voice was deep and tired. He clearly just wanted to sleep right now; he sounded like sloth as a vampire.
"Hey, what's that meant to mean?" I demanded. No answer.
"Y/n, Kuro is a Servamp; a servant vampire. And I'm now his eve or master if you want to say that. I told you the truth about picking him up off the streets but I just didn't tell you anyhing else. I didn't want you to know." Mahiru sighed.
"Don't worry about it, you did save me." I smiled. Then I looked under the blanket that covered me, I was wearing an oversized baggy black shirt and I hadn't been wearing when I went out.
"Who changed me!?" I demanded angrily.
"Me, I had to; your clothes were all bloody." Mahiru sweat dropped, "I'll make some ramen for you and Kuro." He added before walking into the kitchen. Kuro just stayed sat where he was and stared at the now turned on (A/N: not in a dirty way) TV and then leant his head back slightly onto the couch, just next to my legs. I didn't really think about it and just focused on the TV.

I was to lazy to try and start up a conversation with Kuro anyway.
"You're stupid for jumping in front of your sister." Kuro said randomly out of the blue.
"What else was I supposed to do? Watch as Belkia stabbed her and potentially kill her?! I'm not that much of a lazy prick you know!" I snapped at him, as best I could because my mouth still wasn't probably awake. We should get along we're both lazy as all fuck. Hell for I know he's literally the sin of Sloth! The vampire seemed a little taken aback by my sudden outburst.
"Kuro what did you say!?" Mahiru yelled from the kitchen. Kuro didn't respond to him.
"I guess it was brave. Not that I care..." he mumbled. That would be the closest thing to getting a compliment from him anytime soon.
"Uh...Thanks?" I said in a kind of questioning way. No response oh boy this would be fun.
"How long do you think I'll be staying here for, Kuro?" I asked quietly.
"For a long time. I dunno. You got abused by your foster parents right?"
"Yeah. Why do you think I should stay here so I don't get abused?"

"Mhm." That was the closest thing to an answer I was going to get at the current moment from him. I think we will get along in the end, well hopefully. Mahiru walked back into the living room just after with two bowl of ramen, one in each hand. When he handed a bowl to both of us I thanked him but Kuro didn't. I'm pretty sure that he's used to that.
"Hey, Mahiru, do you think I'll have to stay here for a long time?" I asked.
"Uh-hu, it's safer here. In that case we'll need your clothes." Mahiru smiled.
"I left the window to my room open a bit on accident before coming out last night. We can sneak in and get my clothes that way." I suggested.
"Best idea we've got so we'll have to do that." Mahiru thought out loud, "You should eat your ramen and rest y/n, it'll help you recover faster." He added. I nodded and started to eat the hot noodles whilst watching the TV like Kuro, I even sat cross-legged like him. Yeah we're definitely gonna get along.
"Hehe. If I hang around you to often I'll become just like you." I chuckled, to myself.
"Huh, why? You're a lazy ass as it is." Kuro replied.

"Thaaannnnkkks." I said sarcastically all whilst rolling my e/c eyes. 'I bet he's proud of himself for making that remark even though he's clearly lazier than I am.' I thought.