Lazy Ass (Kuro X Reader)

Guess who's back? Back again? Baka's back, holy shiz! Yeah after a five month haitus I am back in the saddle baby! So enough chit chat let's continue.

"Okay that should be it." I said as I finished setting up the recording equipment. Mahiru and I quickly sat down and Kuro sat on the desk in his cat form. I turned the volume all the way up before hitting record.
"Hello beautiful people of YouTube, my name is (username) and this I believe is my first ever let's play. I thought we should start off with bang so I've chosen a good old horror favourite--" I announced, "Oh I'm also joined by my friend Mahiru." I added, pointing at him.
"Yeah hi." he waved, slightly rolling his eyes, "So what are we playing?" he asked, he knew but he was playing along with me.
"Good ol Five Nights at Candy's, not 1, not 2, but number three. Yeah we're jumping into the deep end."
"Can we also mention the fact that my lazy ass of a cat, Kuro, is also here? Not caring that he's RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SPEAKERS SO HE'LL END UP HAVING A HEART ATTACK!" Mahiru asked, holding up the lazy cat, "He's gonna have to put up with this too, as you can tell." he added, booping Kuro's nose. I laughed at his unusually childish behaviour, I liked it though to be honest.

"Plz ignore the fact I'm in a onsie. I woke up less than an hour ago and yes it's midday. Also Kuro don't go rolling onto the keyboard or I might have to figuratively slap you." I warned, "Now, his game is based off of Five Nights at Freddy's 4 but with only two anamatronics so the key skill to beat this damn game is listening. Anyway without further ado let us begin the track to shitting our pants." I semi-shouted, grinning. ~~~ mini time skip
"Okay so all we have to do is listen for the Rat and the Cat opening the bedroom door and the two closets doors and flash light on them, keep the music playing and flash the Rat when he's under the bed. Kay that's cool." I said as the game loaded.
"Y/n I see the Origami Cat." Mahiru pointed out.
"Same. I also see plushes for Markiplier, Septiceye Sam, Mandopony, FNAF and TNaR. Damn this person sure likes their YouTube." I grinned, "Shit we need to play the music!" I added, swivelling the character to play the music. It was soothing and calm.
"Wow, the Origami Cat wasn't lying when it said that the music is soothing." Mahiru sighed in awe.

~ time skip cuz ya girl a lazy bitch~

"Okay I think we should end this episode here, we managed to almost beat night two in the first episode. If you want us to play more of this game like, comment and subscribe. Until then, (username) out!" I announced, throwing my hand over the camera and stopping the recording.
"That was actually fun... and scary." Mahiru chuckled.
"Yeah it was. Now I'm lazy so Imma chill for a bit and then edit the video and upload it." I said, standing up.
"You got scared by it." Kuro's voice called out.
"No I didn't." I retorted, turning to face the vampire who was now sitting on the floor.
"I could see that you were scared because if your eyes." he said calmly.
"Why the heck were you looking at my eyes?" I asked angrily.
"None of your business."
"Okay fine. If you need me Imma be in 'my' room." I sat as I stand up and leave the room. Once in the bedroom I fling myself onto the bed and groan into a pillow. Never thought the sin of sloth would be this damn annoying but hey you live and learn I guess. Kuro don't make me regret that I thought we'd get along. The door creaks open. I don't bother to look up.

"Hey, y/n, sorry about Kuro. He can be annoying but you'll bond over time. I promise." Mahiru says, sitting on the end of the bed.
"Bond, you sure?" I asked.
"If Kuro and I learnt to get on, and he said that we mixed like oil and water when we first met, I'm pretty sure you'll get along just fine over time. For a start you two have much more in common--"
"What, cuz I'm a lazy ass?" I chuckled.
"Not only that but although you both seem to be pretty laid back you both bottle up emotions. I've noticed that Kuro kind of seems to be a bit odd when it comes to emotions." Mahiru stated, "Maybe you should talk to him." he suggested.
"Fine. Just let me have a rest, kay?"
"Okay I'll let you rest, lazy ass." he smiled before leaving me in the dark room. 'Yas, now I can sleep again.' I thought and happily cuddle the pillows, smiling.
"Who would have of thought that almost getting killed would have lead to this?" I said to myself, "Mahiru's right, I just have to try to bond with Kuro. If he doesn't care, tough shit." I could feel sleep consume me and I smiled, letting it consume me.

~~~~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~~

"Y/n... wake up." A voice whispered, poking my head.
"Whatcha want?" I groaned as I opened my eyes,"Wait, Kuro? Why are you here?" Why the hell was he in here? Probably came here to piss me off.
"I wanted to talk to you." I stared at him in confusion, "do you think I'm a jackass?" I was slightly taken aback.
"No... Sure you've been somewhat annoying but you're not a jackass. You're just lazy. You're being you I guess." I answered.
"Cool." he lazily grinned, poofing into his cat form and flopping on the bed.
"I wanna give you a nickname." he said out of the blue, "Something like Sloth-Chan. That'll do."
"You're gonna call me me Sloth-Chan?"
"Yep, I'm lazy. It'll do."
"I like it." I giggled, "it makes sense."
"Good. That's what I'll call you from now on." Kuro let out a soft chuckle.