Connor x reader

There were many things that Connor did not understand about humans, despite being the advanced android he is, and what he did not understand in particular were the weird and stupid habits humans had.

One day, you had arrived at the DPD with a small hop in your step and went to excitedly gush at Connor about a new TV series that you had
just discovered, telling him every little detail of what had happened in the last episode. Connor was beyond confused at what you were talking about and had to stop you before you lost your breath. How and why were you so excited about a simple TV show?

Another day another time, Connor was getting some coffee for Hank – he had drunk himself away last night but luckily with no Russian roulette involved – and he spotted you in the corner of his eye as you were getting some coffee for yourself. Sensing how eager you currently were – not sure about what - he knew that something could go wrong if you weren’t careful enough. Faster than he had expected, you were nearing your cup to your lips and Connor had to do something before you burned yourself.

“Wait! It’s-” But his small effort to stop you ended in vain. You were already jumping around with your tongue sticking out. How could you be so careless? he could only think to himself.

Not only did he see these habits from you but from the other officers around him as well. They all had their own ridiculous human characteristics and Connor couldn’t understand why.

“Why do humans get excited about simple things and do things that they know will injure them?” he asked aloud to himself. He sensed as you
turned a little in your seat, so you could face him when he had uttered that question.

“Well, I can’t even explain it myself since I don’t understand either,” you snickered at your own statement. Connor eyed your face for a few seconds before going back to work with a small smile on his lip.

“Why the smile, Connor?” you asked the android in front of you. His eyes did not leave the case he was currently observing, and his smile began to widen.

“Just wondering if you will do something unexpected and ‘stupid’
in the next few seconds.” The playful punch to his arm answered his statement. At this rate, Connor was sure there was no way he would be able to understand humans.