I Wouldn't be With You, Even if I Wanted to Be (Steve-O Love Story)

I woke up to Steve-O looking at me with a goofy grin. "Good morning beautiful" he said quietly as he moved a piece of hair from my face. "Morning" I mumbled, I wasn't a morning person. He chuckled and rolled his eyes. "Now I remember, you're an ass in the morning" he said with a grin. "I'm an ass all the time" I said with a small smile. "No I don't think so, but you do have a nice ass" he said with a wink. I giggled and covered my face with my hands. I felt the bed shift and something hovering over me. When I looked up I saw Steve-O straddling above my waist. "You popped my bubble" I said with a smile. "You better get used to it" he said as he leaned down and kissed my softly. I put my hands on both sides of his face and kissed him harder. Soon it turned into a full out makeout session and I still hadn't even gotten out of bed yet. "Alright time to stop before I end up sucking your dick" I said as I rolled out of bed. "Oh so you want to suck my dick?" He asked with a playful grin. I licked my lips jokingly as I walked out of the room. I walked into the bathroom and brushed my teeth and washed my face. I brushed through my long, red hair and threw it into a messy bun before walking downstairs. "Good morning!!!" I yelled cheerfully. "Morning sunshine" Johnny said happily. Everyone gave me good mornings and happy smiles. I walked into the kitchen and poured myself a cup of coffee before walking back into the living room, to see all of the couches were filled up. "Hmm I think I'll sit on your lap" I said without looking at anyone. I walked over and plopped down on Ehren's lap since I'd grown closest with him, well besides Steve-O, who has yet to come downstairs. "Morning" I heard the sexily, raspy voice of O say as he walked into the living room. "Morning" every said in unison. Steve-O looked like he could kill Ehren as he saw me on his lap. I sent him a wink and he rolled his eyes playfully at me. "Stop Ehren!!" I yelped as he pinched my ass. "What I didn't do anything" he said, playing dumb. "Oops I'm sorry" he said as he "accidentally" groped my ass. "Fuck you" I mumbled. I know he was just teasing, but it still made me feel slightly uncomfortable. He crossed the line when he squeezed my boob. "Stop fucking molesting my girlfriend!!" Steve-O yelled loudly, getting everyone's attention. "What?" my uncle Jeff said in confusion. I stood and walked over to Steve-O, while wrapping my arm around his waist. "Uncle Jeff we're together" I said as I looked him straight in the eye. His whole face turned red and he stood up. I stepped back from Steve-O and looked at my uncle. The next thing I knew he had punched Steve-O in the eye. Then he grabbed Steve-O's hand and helped him up. I hope I wasn't the only one confused by this. Like what the even fuck? "Don't fuck up O" Jeff said simply. I looked at him with my jaw almost to the floor. "What the fuck" I said in awe, I had no clue what just happened. "Close your mouth, you'll catch flies" Steve-O said like the smart ass he is. "You guys are freaks" I mumbled as I sat down on the floor next to Steve-O. All the guys burst out laughing and I just looked at them in confusion. What the fuck did I get myself into?