I Wouldn't be With You, Even if I Wanted to Be (Steve-O Love Story)

"So is your uncle here?" My mom asked. "We're not talking at the moment" I sighed. "And why would that be?" She asked. "Because him and his dumbass friends are dickheads" I growled. She snorted and shook her head. "Tell me about it." she laughed. I shook my head and smiled. "Come on. I better go and make my presence known" she said with a smile. I nodded and got up with her and we walked back into the hotel. "Come on. We can go in my room. I'm sure they're all there anyways" I said as I led her to the hotel room I was sharing with Steve-O. Low and behold every last one of the jackasses was in my room. "Wonderful" I muttered as I tossed my purse down. "Cristina" my Uncle nodded at her. "Well give me a hug" she smiled as she held out her arms. He shook his head and gave her a tense hug. "Umm everyone this my mom. Mom these are the fuckboys I was telling you about" I introduced them. "You boys definitely pissed my girl off" she snorted. "Yeah well, when I tried to make up with her she got all pissy" Steve-O glared at me. I glared back at him intensely. "Oh stop it you two. What is this E, your boyfriend?" My mom asked. "Unfortunately" I mumbled. "Not exactly in your league" she mumbled to herself. Both my Uncle Jeff and I burst out laughing while Steve-O just stared at her. "You're right about that one C" Jeff agreed with her. "Damn, burn" Chris giggled. I looked at Steve-O and winked while they all laughed. He grinned at me and shook his head. I couldn't stay mad at him, especially right after my mom had insulted him. I walked over and kissed him lightly. "I'm sorry" I smiled at him. "I'm sorry too" he said as he kissed me again. "Woah, lips off of my niece" Jeff said quickly. We both laughed and I kissed him again. "Or totally go against my authority" he muttered to himself, since no one else was listening to him talk. "So your Eva's mom?" Johnny asked. "The one and only" she smiled. "And your Jeff's sister?" Dunn asked. "Since he was born" she smiled again. "You two don't look anything alike. Jeff's mug is ugly as sin" Wee man laughed. All the guys agreed with and I laughed with my mom. We talked for awhile longer until the guys had to go and film. It was now just my mother and I. "That Steve-O boy seems like a keeper" my mom smiled. I smiled and shrugged my shoulders. "We'll see" I smiled. "And why is that?" She asked. "He's a player and I'm not good at sticking around when I've got something good going for me" I confessed. She smiled and shook her head. "I don't think either of you want to give each other up. I see the way you look at one another. Now that's love my dear." my mom smiled at me. "I don't love" I mumbled.