Slashers: "__" Would Include...

As you may be able to tell, I have cats...

Jason Voorhees

● A stray when you found him. Mangy, dirty, in serious need of TLC–once you clean him up, his fur is still a bit rough, but he's an adorable scrapper. He has scars on his face and ears from past fights.

● He's a total lap cat. Incredibly loyal, he'll follow you around all day, just wanting to be near you. You're the only human he likes. Just you...you're the only good one. If he visits anyone else's room, it's a 'stop what you're doing, you're witnessing a miracle' moment.

● Feeding and Grooming. Brings you dead animals because he thinks you can't hunt for yourself. What if you starve? He'd also groom you. If you pull away, he'll paw-slap you. Just accept his love!

● Essentially Jason in his final form. He's a very good boy. In fact, he's your best boy. No one's as well behaved as him. (He's the lowest maintenance cat.)

Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface)

● Sixth Sense levels of ESP. Knows if you're upset, and will always magically show up when you need him. Whenever you're crying, he'll scratch at your door, then hop up onto your bed. He'll curl up against you and purr.

● Purrs for no apparent reason. Look at him? Purr. Trip over him? Purr. Simply exist? Puuurrrrrrr. (He loves you that much.)

● Looks scary, is actually scared. Rather skittish around other humans, hides under your bed when afraid. Still, everyone is afraid of him. Parents fear for their small children because he's large enough to cause serious damage.

● Rejected. Thomas grew up in a pet store, watching all the other kittens get adopted–all but him. That is, until you came into his life. Thomas understands what it's like to be rejected and alone. He always shows his appreciation by being there whenever you need him most.

Michael Myers

● Don't touch me foul human! (Severe levels of moodiness.) Swipe, swipe, swipe-ty, swipe! He'll give a warning meow before you even reach for him. Seriously...he's insane. Everyonefears him–except for you. (Because you're the first human he met in the family–the one who adopted him. Or rather, he chose you.)

● Stalks around like a majestic puma. He cannot be tamed, and supreme sass fills his every action. Michael cares about his fur, because he's flipping gorgeous and he knows it. Messing up his fur legitimately bothers him.

● Secretly a very emotional cat. Holds legitimate grudges (for a day or so). If you pet another cat in front of him, he will absolutely pout over it. Don't try to pet him...he needs time.

● Looks scary, is scary. You know he loves you because you're the only one that can pick him up. Also, your room is the only one he'll sleep in.

● Essentially Michael with permanently attached claws. All those times he slaps your hands away? Imagine if he had his knife at the ready. That's feline Michael in a nutshell.

Brahms Heelshire

● In need of a makeover. Matted fur, doesn't even try to groom himself. Brahms requires a strict grooming regiment alongside anti-hairball food.