Slashers: "__" Would Include...

Jason Voorhees

Jason would freak out...on the inside. Remember, this man is mute, repressed, and socially inexperienced. While he'd seem calm on the outside, just know his mind is blowing up. It's a war zone in there.

Are you in the woods? Nope. That's it, prepare to be carried. He's laid so many hidden traps, they're all he can think about. He just knows you'd end up stepping in one. On the bright side, his massive arms are a wonderful place to snooze. If you get cold, just curl up and let his swaying gate rock you to sleep. (He'll gladly tuck you in).

Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface)

Oh God. You're hurt? Nooooo! What happened? Who hurt you? You stay right there, he'll be back with bandages and sweet tea. 

Heaven forbid you shed tears. If there's one thing Thomas cannot handle, it's the sight of you crying. The moment he sees a hint of moisture in your eyes, he's hauling you into his arms. Snuggle time is the best time. It makes everything better. 

Extreme protectiveness. Nobody hurts his precious s/o. Not even stairs. Did you trip? Don't worry, baby, Thomas will take those mean stairs to task. Seriously, he's is such a mother-hen. 

Michael Myers

Get ready for Inspector Michael. Why are you acting weird? What are you hiding? He'd invade your personal space, silently demanding to know what's going on. The moment you wince in pain, he'd see red. Michael is a major mama bear (though he'll brutally stab anyone who says so). 

The need to kill. He'd have a white-knuckled grip on his knife, cogs turning as he looks for someone to blame. Did you slip and fall? Obviously, whoever'd put in those kitchen tiles was a threat. You'd just barely manage to talk him out of Googling your local contractor and murdering the fiend.

He'd finally give in with a huff, grumpily dragging you closer so he can hold you.

Brahms Heelshire

Awww, you're just so cwumsy. *Taps the tip of your nose* Did little you get hurt? Tut, tut, you really should know better. Still, he can't stay mad at you... and your sorrowful little face is so adorable.

He'd simply shake his head and carry you to the bathroom. A nice warm bath will make you feel better. Once you've been gently deposited on the bed, Brahms would turn on some classical music, then pick your favorite scented bubble bath. 

Deviant Brahms. While he'd start off innocently enough, things would quickly become heated. Not that you'd be surprised. He's almost always hard for you...plus have you met the man? Devious. To his core. He'd wash your hair, then slyly turn the innocent nurturing into something more mature. After all, it's the best way to gage just how hurt you really are. Just relax and let Doctor Brahms examine you.