Slashers: "__" Would Include...

Jason Voorhees

What is this? Why would someone make this? Why would anyone even want to make this? What is wrong with the world? He'd gape at the computer screen, horrified as you scroll through image after image of artistically garnished versions of his erect penis.

What is happening? He hates Freddy! He's not going to let that pervert anywhere near his genitals--let alone give him the chance to bite them off! As for pairing him with Michael... no, being with you is a much better match, Y/N. *Snuggles you to prove his point*

He'd be offended by sexual assault art. *Studies graphic image of him sexually mutilating a victim with his fist* ...Is this how people see him? As someone capable of this type of cruelty? As someone who'd enjoy it? Looking to you, he'd feel the need to reassure himself that you know he'd never do such a thing--ever.

Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface)

Flustered, yet flattered. Whaaaaat is going on? First, you say he's attractive and now the entire internet...? Maybe you were right, Y/N, maybe he is a beefy Texan hunkburger. 

He'd get a self-esteem boost. Well, now, it would appear that the joke's on all his childhood bullies. He doesn't see anyone making fanart about them, now does he?

You'd get caught. Knowing your collective luck, Luda Mae would walk in, becoming instantly scandalized at the graphically sexual images. "What you two do is your own business," she'd choke out. "Just don't make me see them dirty pictures again."

Michael Myers

No. Who dares to draw Michael with anyone other than Y/N. In fact, who dares to draw Michael at all. While he'd mildly approve of bloodplay art, he's still going to try and find the fiends who thought to take artistic license with him. *Intensive googling.*

He'd get ideas. Honestly, if he wasn't already trying BDSM-esque sex, this would be the tipping point. *Tilts head* Hmmm, he'd never seen that before...

Brahms Heelshire

Anger. Why does everyone assume that he masturbates alone in the walls whilst spying on people?! Sure, he's done it a few times...but, damn it, he has you now! Any wall-masturbating is entirely consensual!

Seriously, no! Why is he always alone: sadly masturbating to the sounds of desperation? Hmm? Why is he never paired with another slasher? What do you mean people think he's not a real slasher? Well, screw the internet!

He'd make his own fanart. Featuring scenes depicting you and him. See! He's not a virgin-for-life! (Note: Mrs Heelshire encouraged Brahms to learn the arts. This means it's entirely possible that Brahms is a skilled artist.)