Slashers: "__" Would Include...

So...I just realized that we never really see the slashers in action during the winter months...

Jason Voorhees

Is legitimately afraid you'll get hypothermia and die. The morning he wakes up to feet of snow, he'll be tempted to barricade the doors. Instead, he'll just set his determination to level 11 and seduce you back to bed. See, Y/N–isn't making love with Jason so much more enticing than building a snowman?

What if you step in a trap? He's 99% sure he'd gotten them all, but that percentage drops daily. When you want to go out and play, he will bundle you up. Remember Randy from the Christmas Story? "I can't put my arms down!!!" Prepare to fall and not be able to get up. This way, he'll be 'forced' to carry you. (Yes, even Jason can be sneaky at times.)

Trip wires don't work with snow. Between that and the lack of traps, winter is the season most likely to include tunnel-intruders. These are a special kind of trespasser–mainly because they always unnerve Jason. Eventually, you'd decide to set up bells around the doors. It's just too easy for some hiker to follow your footprints...

Crystal Lake is frozen over. While a light-weighted victim can easily walk across, Jason's been known to break through. (And it was as horrifying as you'd imagine for the poor man.) Still, he can't shoot them. Otherwise, the body would remain atop the ice all winter. He'd waste many arrows in the service of scaring his victim off the ice.

Snow storms are scary. While Jason's grown accustomed to the howling winds, you'd be terrified. Likewise, Jason would be on edge–hating to see you even remotely distressed as he tries to comfort you. Eventually, you'd end up safely held against his chest as you cover your ears. He'll stroke your hair, shushing you gently. (Note: 'shh' is a non-vocalized sound, so he can make it.)

Less food. No, he doesn't care. You can have his share of food. He'd rather starve than go into town around other...people.

Less animals. *Sad Jason Sniffles* Where are all the birdies? You know they'll be back in the spring, but it's still somewhat lonely without the constant chirping.

Michael Myers

Zero chance of sneaking. How is he supposed to sneak into a victim's house when the snow leaves giant bootprints for all to see? As for stalking...between the crunching snow and lack of foliage, stealth is a moot point. He say Goodbye to the chance of climbing in through a side window, too. One word: ice. It's cold, slippery, and seals windows shut.

He'd get cabin fever. Being cooped up in the Myers House for weeks on end? It'd remind him of being locked away at the asylum. He'd be pacing all hours of the night, unable to cope without completely checking out. He'd also surprise you with house repairs. While you'd definitely enjoy the benefits, you'd be much more concerned for him than the freshly painted walls.

Blood stains. Part of the fun of killing is leaving a surprise. It's not much of a surprise when there are blood stains in the snow.

Brahms Heelshire

Brahms hates being cold. A strong gust of fridge air? He'll literally flinch, huddling closer to you. The Heelshire house is many things and– being from another century–drafty is on the list. He can still remember the first months after the fire, having cried himself to sleep as he huddled beneath his blankets. It'd be so cold.

The delivery boy always stays longer when it's cold outside. At this point, I think we all know how Brahms feels about potential rivals. Honestly, Y/N, why do you have to talk to him? Why can't you just...oh...leave a check? Don't you realize how much it kills him to watch the two of you laughing together? 

BONUS:

How you've made winter slightly more bearable...

Jason Voorhees

You pointing out a massive icicle overheard. Him seeing its potential threat and taking it out. (Such a good protector). This would lead to both of you running around breaking off all the icicles.

Surprisingly, he'll be the one to start any snowball fights. Prepare for defeat. Jason loves you...but that just means he's going to make you work for your victory. (Tip: Use dirty tactics. Being the honorable man you know and love, Jason will stick to the rules–at first.)

Bundling up and making love. Imagine it: a crackling fire spreading a warm glow throughout the cabin, allowing you both to lay naked atop a bearskin rug. Your back sliding against the soft pelt, as you watch that magnificent body work above you, his muscles flexing in the firelight. His bright blue eye would sear into your soul as he loves you with such tenderness. He'd be so gentle, so loving–all the while gripping your thigh as he pulls you closer.

Michael Myers

He can cuddle as much as he wants under the premise of body heat. Deniability. Give Michael an out that he can use as an emotional safety blanket, and you're left with an affectionate man. No, he doesn't want cuddles just for the sake of cuddles. Don't be silly, Y/N. He just doesn't want you to get sick. 

Making snow castles. One day, you'd come home with excitement in your eyes. Overturning your shopping bags, various sandcastle molds would roll onto the kitchen table. Michael's response? Yes. Just...yes. Remember, he's an artistic man. The prospect of snow sculpting would ignite his inner child. (Since he loves you, he'll even want your help.)

Brahms Heelshire

All the snuggles. If you're susceptible to guilt manipulation, expect them to be a constant during the winter months. All he has to do is give you a pleading look, brandish a whimper, and you're caught. But, really, who could blame you? It's not like leaving the poor man to freeze is a humane option. Truly, dear, you're doing the right thing.

Getting to watch you walk around in his cardigans. Brahms loves it when you wear his clothes. After all, is there a more blatant way of showing your claim on him? Whenever the delivery boy arrives, Brahms will always insist you wear one of his cardigans. "It's my boyfriend's actually," is a sure way to shut down any attempted flirting. (Plus, he gets to watch the way your expression softens when you talk about him.)

Quick Note: Why does Jason get more points? Due to his nature-survivalist lifestyle, the elements will always affect him more.