Slashers: "__" Would Include...

Cleanliness (Bathing Habits)...

Jason Voorhees: Meh, he'll do whatever gets the job done. After all, good boys stay clean if they want to snuggle up at night. (Note: While he's self-cleaning, expect some licks. He's a nurturer, accept his love as he struggles against your hair...only to finally give up and swat at it.)

Thomas Hewitt: Your poor fella has short, but THICK fur–resulting in an occasional fur ball. Want to save him from the undignified wheezing? Give him a brushing. Go on, I promise he'll love it. (*Rolls over to present his belly, eyes closed in bliss as he purrs like a lawnmower.* Yesssssss... *Falls asleep*)

Michael Myers: He's the best when it comes to personal grooming. In fact, your grumplepuff is rather proud of his silky smooth fur, spending an inordinate amount of time each day giving himself a bath. (Warning: If you pet him after applying lotion, washing your hands, or eating veggies, he'll consider that patch of fur ruined. *Gives huff as he starts over*)

Brahms Heelshire: Staying groomed is an uphill battle. Having zero self control, Brahms is the most likely to become a fluffy chubster. While he'd make an effort, it'd be feeble at best. *Lifts leg...strains to reach belly...trembles with effort...plops back in defeat*

Freddy Krueger: You're always having to clean him. Honestly, he'll go out for five minutes. Look out the window and....oop! He's rolling around in a dirt patch. Thanks Freddy...

How they react to water...

Jason Voorhees: Frozen in place like the statue of a drowned rat. His eyes are huge as he looks into the distance with a shocked expression. Why would you do this to him, Y/N? 

Thomas Hewitt: Purrs as you shrub-a-dub-dub his fur. He doesn't mind the water, since it's nice and warm. He's just happy you're pampering him.

Michael Myers: Trauma. Pure trauma–over which you'll feel enormous guilt, vowing to never bathe him again. Once you have him successfully secured (with the aid of a second person), he'll give low, ominous growls. He's going to hate you for at least three days, and every time he grooms himself expect glares. His fur smells all wrong and he blames you.

Brahms Heelshire: Puts his head under the water, unsuccessfully licking at the droplets running down his face. Honestly, why can't he be normal for five seconds?

Freddy Krueger: I don't need a bath, that's what tongues are for, Y/N! Aarrrrg!!! Makes a valiant effort to slip your grasp. Once he fails, expect constant meows. Maybe he can annoy you into freeing him...

What annoys their owner the most...

Jason Voorhees: He can be surprisingly territorial. If another cat lays on your bed, you know he's going to pounce. Is it so hard to simply share the bed? Apparently, to him, it is...

Thomas Hewitt: Waking you up at 5am every day. You love him, you really do...but you also love sleep. The fact that he's unaware of your frustration somehow makes it worse–adding a layer of guilt for not wanting to answer his meows.

Michael Myers: Wanting in...then out...then in again... Oh, wait! Just kidding, he wants out... He'll also come and scratch at your door even when you both know there are other people downstairs. Once he finally annoys you into answering the door, he'll simply turn and walk downstairs.

Brahms Heelshire: Picking fights with other cats. Why? Why can't you get along with your fellow kitties? Brahms isn't taking any chances. This is his home and you're his human.