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The Slashers as Cats (Part 2)

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Freddy Krueger: He'll swipe at you whenever you try to move him, forcing you to use a book for nudging. He also likes to camp out on the stairs at night. Have fun navigating that zone of peril.


What makes them endearing...

Jason Voorhees: He'll follow you to the ends of the earth. Whenever he's outside, just call his name and he'll show up in a matter of seconds. 

Thomas Hewitt: He gets excited whenever you come into the room. Meow, meow! If you say his name just right, he'll always answer. Thom-aaaaaaaahs! Meo-ooww!

Michael Myers: Makes adorable noises in his sleep. You can't help but hum back whenever he gives his little sounds, stretching in his sleep, then rolling over.

Brahms Heelshire: His habit of head-butting EVERYTHING. This wall is mine. So is this chair. Oh, look, one of your boots? Just kidding...is mine.

Freddy Krueger: He has a weakness: his ears. Even when he's crazy by catnip, he'll let you–and only you–pet his ears, instantly calming as he leans closer to you.


How they beg for food...

Jason Voorhees: He'll pad into the kitchen, plopping down on the nearby scratch pad (his usual spot) as he watches you move about the room. The obvious hopeful excitement whenever you near either him or treats would be too adorable to resist. "Oh, alright; you can have one treat. Maybe two since you're such a good boy."

Thomas Hewitt: I love you. I suuuper love you, Y/N. *Practically throws himself into your legs as he rubs against you* See how much I love you? You give me treats now? I'm being so cute, you have to give me treats now!

Michael Myers: Just sits there, eyes half-lidded. You both know he's getting some of that food–he doesn't even have to try. If you take too long, he'll place a paw on your leg, reminding you that he's still waiting.

Brahms Heelshire: There is no begging involved. Food? *Hops onto counter* Well, this is obviously for me! Why else would you put it there? He'll ignore any attempts at shooing, resulting in his indignation as you pull him away. 

Freddy Krueger: Meow, meow! Pause... MEOW! Don't you ignore me, Y/N, I can do this all day! You'd cave in seconds. "Fine, here! Just shush your face!" *Purrs in triumph*


How they react to their human returning from a trip...

Jason Voorhees: Is the only normal one. The calmest of kitties, he'll simply stay extra close to you for a few days, refusing to leave your side at night.

Thomas Hewitt: You came back! *Woeful meows of relief* He'd thought you were never coming home! I was so lonely without you, Y/N, never go away ever, ever again. He'd insist on rubbing against you. (Prepare for a shy stalker–he's going to subtly photo-bomb you for days.)

Michael Myers: Refuses to look at you. See, Y/N, he doesn't need you. It's not like he spent the past week refusing to leave your room. On the contrary, he'd been glad to have some Michael time. Who needs pettings anyway? (Don't worry, he'll come around in a day or two–at which point, he'll simply park his fluffy caboose on your lap and stay there for hours.)

Brahms Heelshire: Aggressive headbutting as he forces you to smell like him again. You smell all wrong, Y/N, let me fix that for you! Attacks your suitcase and its contents. They symbolize loosing you. Therefore, they've got to go.

Freddy Krueger: Scratches you. Oh, you think you can just go off and he'll welcome you back with purrs? Think again, bitch! Wanting you to feel his pain, he'll come into your room. Just when you relax–thinking he's going to stay–he'll leave...only to go and sleep on someone else's bed.


How they act when they're excited...

Jason Voorhees: Gives a little trill as he eagerly races after you. What's going on? Where are we going? Something awesome is happening, but he doesn't know what.

Thomas Hewitt: Señor Salsa Dancer. Apparently stillness is physically impossible for an excited Thomas. Tail flailing, his entire body will wriggle with barely-contained glee. (Usually in response to either going outside, or treats.)

Michael Myers: DEMANDS pettings. Does he have an alter ego that actually enjoys physical affection? Pet me, Y/N, you gots to pet me. He'll hop onto tables just so he can rub up against you.

Brahms Heelshire: Meow, meow! MEOOOOW! Y/N, I'm so excited! Runs throughout the house, pouncing about. He'll stick his entire head into your shoes, getting one stuck causing him to flip out.

Freddy Krueger: *Storms up the stairs, dives onto the land...attacks step* He'll flail around, chomping down on his squeaky mouse before giving a death roll.


How they act around children...

Jason Voorhees: He shows a surprising amount of understanding–being extremely well-mannered as the tiny hands tangle into his fur, patting him roughly.

Thomas Hewitt: Looks to you for guidance. If you're calm and reassuring, he has no problem allowing children near him. In fact, he'll even purr if given an incentive.

Michael Myers: Strolls into the room, already well aware of the alien presence as he puts on a blasé persona–allowing the older children to pet him. This will immediately end once the younger children spot him in all his fluff-tastic glory. Cue the shriek of delight... *Limbs flailing as he scrabbles to escape a charging toddler.* Yeah, you're not going to see him for the rest of the day.

Brahms Heelshire: Treats? You give me treats now? After all, he's being such a good boy–allowing the grabby humans to pet his fur. Yes, Y/N, it's definitely time to give him treats.

Freddy Krueger: He'll only come out when he hears you giving Brahms treats. You're taking too slow. *Squeezes into the cabinet* Wait, where are the treats?! He'll bang his head against the cabinet's wall, having turned too quickly when he heard you shake the treat bag.

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