Falling in Love with a Irken (Invader Zim X Reader)

You decided to not go to school for the rest of the week. Ms. Bitter's knew you well enough and didn't have any problems with you missing school for short periods of time. It was Thursday evening and you were in your Lab working on a way to improve Chi's AI Chip. Working away peacefully you hear your phone go off. Ugh who could be calling me at this hour? Going to grab your phone your heart freezes. Zim.

You internally debate on whether or not to answer it but you ultimately were too curious on why he was calling you out of the blue.

"Hello?" There was a long pause. " Um Hel-"

"Y/N? Please come help me! The dogs!" You hear Zim whisper/yell. "Y/N! It's Dib! Come help us! Your Idiot Boyfriend turned us into Baloney!" You raise your brows and try not to laugh.

"....Did you say Baloney? and Zim is NOT my boyfriend." You clarify. "Also why are you two together? Don't you hate each other? How can you talk if you are baloney" You start laughing a bit now thinking about what Dib said.

"Look, Zim Send Y/N our- AHH"

"Dib?" You look at your phone confused.

"Sorry Y/N, Zim shall send you his location. You will come right?" You hesitate. Helping Zim...Ugh, you know deep down you would hate yourself is anything bad happened to either of them.

"...Fine. Expect me there within 10 Minutes." You hang up and wait for Zim to send you the location. Putting your stuff down you go to throw on your jacket.

Bizz. Bizz.

Zim wants to send you his location. Accept?

Clicking yes, you see Zim is currently where that abandoned house is. Sighing. Ok let's go get these idiots.

On your way to the abandoned house you go to a nearby Mac Meaties. You ordered a bag full of meat and brought it with you.

Getting closer you heard howling.

Finally getting close enough you see the house surrounded by dogs. Wow, they weren't kidding. They really are being chased by dogs...Sighing to yourself you bring your hand to your mouth and whistle quite loudly. All the dogs look at you.

"Look Doggies! Meat!" You show the bag of meat. They all start barking and head towards you. Chucking the meat over to the yard next to yours you walk past them and head inside the house.

Ew. What is that smell?

"Um...Hello? Anyone here?" You walk farther into the old house.

"Y/N! I knew you'd come!" You hear a voice to your left. Looking around you see two giant pieces of baloney. Yes you heard right. BALONEY. What the heck. Walking up to the talking meat you inspect them.

"Dib and Zim?" You start laughing while holding where your nose would be. "You guys smell terrible."

"Thank space boy for that! It's all his fault!"

"MY FAULT! YOUR LAB IS PATHETIC, IRKEN BABIES PLAY WITH MORE ADVANCED THINGS!"

"Ok stop it you two... Let me pick you up." Grabbing both bodies, you start heading out of the house going back to your place.

"Good work Y/N! We will have to go back to my house! Zim and I can direct you on how to make a cure."

You roll your eyes.

"Thanks for the offer Dib but I'm taking you both home with me. You guys have messed up today enough already...." You turn the corner and see your house in site.

"Y/N has labs?" Zim asked.

"Duh, how else did I manage to engineer your gift...." You look down. You are still mad at him! Clearing your throat. "Please don't touch anything...I mean you guys don't have limbs right now but I have a feeling you guys could manage...No one has ever seen my lab before. Its my private area. So do not judge." You say opening the door.