Falling in Love with a Irken (Invader Zim X Reader)

Boloney Boi

"Hey Master! Where's my AI Chip? Did you finish it? Also why do you have meat? You don't eat meat?" Chi runs up to you and runs into a wall.

"Chi, this is DIB AND ZIM. I am bringing them into my lab. Your chip is there as well...." Giving Chi the look to shut up. Without his chip, he isn't as aware and continues to talk anyways.

"Oh great! I'll come down with you then!" He walks up to your leg. Sighing to yourself you just speak to your computer.

"Computer. Bring me to my Lab." You hear two soft beeps and the floor brings you underground to the lab you were in just under an hour ago.

Things everywhere, it was quite large and had many tables, robotics and chemicals everywhere. Walking over to two tables you set both boys down. You go and put your lab coat on and grab Chi's AI chip.

"Here you go Chi. You can manage putting your chip back yourself yes?" You hand him the chip.

"Yes my Master!" His eyes turn red and he runs off.

Sighing to yourself you grip the bridge of your nose.

"Ok now to deal with you two...." Looking at a large screen with a computer attached you start typing away. "Computer please take samples of each of them. I'm thinking Drorix NT37 would work well for both of them. Please prepare a sample test." Putting some light music on to keep you focused you hummed away as you started mixing solutions together.

"So, how long have you both been Boloney?" You look to the blobs of meat.

Dib speaks up. "Zim made me sit on a tick with Baloney DNA this morning...." You could tell he would try to smack Zim if he had arms right now.

"Do you still have that tack?" You walk over to them.

"Zim has it." Zim open his pack that's still attached to his baloney body and hands me the tack.

"Computer Analyze this." you look at the small tack and notice there is an Irken symbol on it. You set it down and let the computer get to work.

"ANALYSIS COMPLETE." You look to your screen and see all the information pop up. You sing to yourself lightly as you work on your cure for the two boys.

After about an hour of working on the serum you speak up. Holding two needles.

"Done! Ok come here you two." You smile as you walk towards them.

"YOUR DONE ALREADY?! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WON'T KILL US?" You see the Dib-Baloney sweat and wiggle.

"Do you trust me?" You look to them.

"Um. I D-" Dib gets cut off by Zim.

"Zim has already told you he trusts you." You blush at this. He told me that when I was going down on him. Why would he want me to think about that Especially now!

With a red face you prick both the meat boys and inject the cure into both of them.

"This may take a few minutes." You begin to say as you bring both meat boys in separate rooms. " Here are some clothes since I have no idea what you two will look like when you turn back. My computer will bring you upstairs when you are back to normal and change." You say simply walking away and letting the computer lift you to the main living room.

"MASTER I AM SO SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW DIB OR ZIM WAS WITH YOU! THEY MUST SUSPECT SOMETHING!"

You look down to a praying Chi. "FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED!" He starts crying.

"Don't worry Chi, it was an accident. Plus I think I am going to tell them both sooner than later...Well I mean if they haven't figured it out already." Sitting at the dining table eating away at some chips. Minutes go by and you hear someone being brought up. Looking over you see Dib wearing the clothes you gave him.