Bughead Oneshots?

19 years later

General POV
"Wait, so these psychos had a tape of you and mom doing something that could get you into trouble and they tried to kill you by smashing your head with a rock? Were they even human?" 8 year old Penn asked.
"Hardly, they had it out for me since I started that school. But then your incredible mom saved my life. In more ways than one." Jughead explained to his children, all looking up at him in awe.
"Was that tape a sex tape?" Rose asked, casually.
"Rose!" Jughead chastised.
"What? I'm 12, not an idiot. What else would be on that tape that's so bad not to release." She excused. Jughead sighed and pressed his index finger and his thumb to the bridge of his nose.
"I know that, but your siblings don't. And you shouldn't have just said it so casually." Jughead taught.
"Daddy, what's sex?" A 4 year old Abby questioned, innocently.
"Sex is something that grownups do. I'll tell you when you're a bit older, sweetheart." Jughead was trying his hardest to advert the conversation with his younger children but his eldest just would not shut up.
"Actually Abby, it will be mommy that tells you. Daddy is too much of a sissy to talk about it." Jughead and Betty's most recent creation sat in his lap laughing at what his sister said, even though at two years old, Jack had no idea what she was saying but clapped his hands along anyway.
"Oh you think that funny, buddy?" Jughead laughed along with his son before the conversation got a lot more somber.
"So, you almost died, dad?" Penn asked, his voice becoming squeakier as he spoke. Jughead looked at his son with a sad smile.
"It's a good thing that your mommy saved me. I wouldn't have had you guys otherwise." Jughead avoided answering his questions directly because Penn was at that age where he was a worrier. Every danger in life was suddenly becoming known to him and his most recent fear is losing his parents. Probably not the best time to tell him all about one of his fathers many near-death experiences, to be honest.
"Mommy's home!" Betty shouted as she closed the door behind her. Within a second, all of her children made their way over to see their mother, Jack wobbling behind a little. Betty was surrounded by an engulfment of love the second she walked in the door and she loved it, the best medicine after a stressful day at work. She couldn't fault it though. She was desperate to go back to work after the birth of their fourth child but she didn't exactly want her son to be going back and forth to sitters and childcare all the time so she put it out of her mind until Jughead brought up the idea of freelancing from home, considering it would give him time to write the sequel to his novel. Betty jumped at the opportunity and Jughead has been a stay at home dad doing writing on the side ever since.
"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Betty spoke as she planted a kiss on each of her children's heads before starting to wade her way through the crowd.
"Let me go see daddy and give him some love, I think he's feeling left out." Betty sauntered towards him in her stockings, pencil skirt, heels and blouse, making Jughead salivate at the mouth. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he snaked his hands across her waist to rest on her butt.
"Isn't that right, baby?" Betty murmured before putting her hands on his neck and bringing his lips to hers in a tense kiss that probably lasted a little bit longer than it should have in front of their kids.
"Ugh, get a room!" Rose exclaimed, being the last child standing at the doorway, considering all of the rest of the kids had stumbled their way into the playroom.
"Well considering that we bought this house. We do have a room that you're in and we'd happily kick you out of." Jughead sassed. Betty turned to look at him with a chastising smile.
"Jug! Come here, baby." Betty held her arms out to envelope her first born in a hug.
"You'll understand one day. When you find someone that you love just as much as I love daddy then you will get why your dad and I might embarrass you sometimes." Betty explained into her hair.
"Oh, no, I don't find you embarrassing at all. I'm happy that you guys are all lovey dovey to be honest. None of my friends' parents are like it and it's nice to know that you guys are in love and aren't going to be divorcing anytime soon." Rose spoke, looking up at her mom through the hug. Betty took a hold of Rose's arms and moved her back.
"Honey, your dad and I are NEVER gonna get a divorce, ever." Betty convinced.
"Yeah, you don't have to worry about that, princess. We're still very much in love." Jughead wrapped an arm around his wife's waist and pulled her in to kiss her on the temple whilst she wrapped both of her arms around him.
"You guys have been married for 14 years and you've had 4 kids in between then and now. How are you still so in love?" Rose questioned.
"That's easy. I fell in love with your mother's eyes. Those are the one thing about a person that never changes. Every time that I look into her eyes I just feel what I felt when I was 15 and falling in love for the first time. I always will see that. Also, I just do everything that she says, as soon as she says it. It's true what they say, happy wife, happy life." Betty smacked his chest before smiling and leaning in to kiss him.
Later that night
"So...all of the kids are in bed, you look extremely sexy and I'm horny. Wanna love me like you did when we were 15?" Betty asked with a sly smile on her face as she strutted forward and straddled him from where he was sitting against the headboard.
"I'd be a fool to say no." He murmured as he trailed kisses down her throat. Luckily for them they were both only in their underwear so it didn't take long until they were both naked and under the covers. Betty was writhing under her husband's body as he moved so elegantly inside her, making her claw her nails against his back. Betty was a moaning mess, trying to keep quiet by biting his shoulder, whilst Jughead sucked a bruise on her neck. They were so caught up in the moment that they didn't hear the pattering of 3 pairs of feet outside of their bedroom door. They did however hear the sound of the doorknob turning and gasps and giggles coming from their children. Abby giggled at the state her parents were in, completely confused but the situation.
"Why are mommy and daddy nakey?" She asked her hand covering her mouth as Jughead slowly turned to lay next to his wife, hoping a sound wouldn't leave her mouth as he pulled out.
"And why is daddy on top of mommy? Were you trying to hurt mommy, dad?" Penn asked, worry shimmering through his eyes.
"What? No! No, baby. Of course not. I would never hurt your mom, I love her so much. Daddy was just... giving mommy a... s-special hug." Jughead said, sitting up.
"Ugh, that's what this is? You were having sex? That's disgusting!" Rose exclaimed, disgusted. Jack sitting happily on her hip, clapping his hands with wonderment.
"Oooh! I know what sex is!! Daddy told me today!" Abby yelled, excited that she was part of the adult conversation.
"He did, did he?" Betty asked, glaring at her husband beside her, both sat up against the headboard with the sheets covering their chests.
"Yeah, he said it's a thing that grown ups do." Abby replies, as if it was obvious.
"But, why do you have sex?" Penn asked. Another stage that he was going through at the moment. The why phase. Everyone in the room looked at Jughead in search of an answer including Betty. Rose still looked disgusted by the topic and like she wanted to run away.
"Umm... daddy and mommy have sex because... uh- sex is how you... it's how you make a baby. It's how a baby is put into mommy's tummy." Jughead tried to explain.
"There's a baby in mommy's tummy?" Abby asked, tilting her head to the side, searching her mother's covered stomach in search for any signs of a younger sibling.
"Not exactly, darling." Betty shut down the rumour before Abby went into school and told all the children, who would tell all the parents who will then congratulate her on the playground. Not the first time that something like that would have happened.
"Baby!" Jack shouted, finally understanding one of the words being spoken.
"I want a new baby!" Penn shouted.
"Yeah, me too! I want a baby sister that I can dress up!" Abby fought.
"Alright, alright. Calm down everyone." Jughead eased.
"What are you all doing up so late anyway?" Betty asked.
"Dad told us a scary story about how he was almost killed and that you saved his life and it scared us." Rose explained. Betty, once again, glared at her husband before rolling her eyes.
"That was a long time ago, okay? You don't need to worry about anything. Mommy and Daddy are here and we're not gonna let anyone hurt you." All of their kids nodded along as Betty spoke. "Rose, will you put them all back into their rooms please?"
"Of course, come on guys. It's sleepy time." All of the children walked off yawning, closing the door behind them and happy to be getting some rest.
"You told them?" Betty raised her eyebrows.
"They asked. I wasn't gonna lie to them." Jughead excused.
"Like the way that you just lied to them and got them all excited about a new baby." Betty interrogated.
"Well, I've been thinking about it. What if it wasn't a lie?"
"Another baby???" Betty looked shocked. "You can't be serious."
"Oh come on. Please. Just one more and then I'll get a vasectomy, I promise." Jughead pleaded.
"Okay, yeah. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't think about it too. But please don't get a vasectomy." Betty begged.
"Why not?"
"Just in case we change our mind. We've got a big house, Jug. Why not fill it? Besides it's kinda sexy knowing that you could get me pregnant if we wanted to be."
"Come on then Mrs Jones. Baby Number 5, here we come."
"And please God, help us." Those were the last coherent words that Betty Jones spoke before words were replaced with moans and pants.
"I love you, Mrs Jones." Jughead gasped, laying flat in his back, with his wife's head on his chest.
"I love you too, Juggie. And I love your eyes." Betty spoke, just before falling asleep, naked, satisfied and in the arms of her loving husband.

{A/N} ~ 1889 words not including this. I hope that this is what you wanted❤️ Hope you enjoy✨
Lots of love🥰 - C x