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Item #: SCP-6791

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures:
None are available at this time due to SCP-6791's anomalous properties, nor is it necessary. SCP-6791 may roam any facility under heavy surveillance and it may be allowed to visit most anomalies classified as a Little Mister.

Description:
SCP-6791 bears the appearance of a middle-aged Italian man with brown hair and a partially trimmed beard, measuring approximately 2.4 meters tall. The subject has a notably heavy Italian accent. It also displays a biweekly habit of smoking. SCP-6791 is normally peaceful and often quiet, smoking alone or in a lightly populated area. The anomaly always responds very directly and realistically in trivial questions, and is normally very honest. As its name suggests, the anomaly is a realist.

Additionally, the words "Mr. Realist, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon SCP-6791's left shoulder. Upon discovery, SCP-6791 had been wearing a off-green checkered fur coat over a white polo with the brand name "Doctor's Orders" sewn into the tag, as well as a pale yellow ribbon tie around its neck. SCP-6791 also commonly wears a brown newsboy cap, it is unknown whether this hat had been made by Doctor's Orders or not. Foundation personnel has yet to find a clothing company operating under this name.

SCP-6791 has an aural anomaly, whereas, the normalcy in the surrounding area is strengthened. Examples of this may be that the mental state of others is balanced and anomalous activity such as mind-affecting properties is blocked. This is a very unnoticeable effect, going as far as to disguise any of SCP-6791's suspicious qualities, often leading many who is not aware of SCP-6791's anomalous properties to assume that it is an ordinary man.

Further, the subject showcases the power to bend reality and the surrounding structure around it. Ironically, SCP-6791 normally uses this to fix certain mistakes such as knocked-over objects and damaged property, otherwise, it states that it uses these anomalous powers to undo mass damage caused by the properties of SCP-6731 and SCP-6761.

SCP-6731 is believed to be related to 2 particular Little Misters products, namely SCP-6731 and SCP-6761, also known as "Mr. Positive" and "Mr. Negative." SCP-6791 has stated that it was created before them and solely for the purpose of righting aberrations caused between the aforementioned anomalies.

SCP-6791 was discovered briefly when reports consistent with reality shifts reached the Foundation. It was found shortly after the containment of SCP-6731 and SCP-6761 in England, using its abilities to reverse the damage created by them as it stated it was meant to accomplish. SCP-6791 ignored personnel and avoided every attempt to contain it, using its reality-bending abilities to displace into different locations whilst performing its intended actions. Once it was done, it de-manifested.

Appearances of SCP-6791 were reported throughout Site-⬛️⬛️, Site-17, and Provisional Site-6761 a few days after the event. Though due to its aural anomaly, it was not acknowledged significantly in person. Its appearances were recorded and logged by date.

SCP-6791's goal to resolve resulting conflict between SCP-6731 and SCP-6761 and the anomalous properties it possesses in order to do so effectively makes the object capable of stopping potential CK-Class End Of Reality scenarios. However, it has one notably alarming quality: It is not fully immune to its habit of smoking. SCP-6791 is reported to cough frequently, occasionally to the point of a lung attack. SCP-6791 has not perished due to this however, but its smoking habit carries the risk of expiration, which will lead to many problems regarding SCP-6731 and SCP-6761. It has denied constant encouragement to quit smoking, and continues to do so with minor incident. However, it has accepted the use of a standard inhaler.

Interview-6791-1:

"Morning, 6791."

SCP-6791: Good morning.

"Say, before we start. Out of curiosity, describe that glass of water beside you."

SCP-6791: ...It has water.

"Half-full or half-empty?"

SCP-6791: They mean the same thing, and even if they don't, nobody is going thirsty with this amount of water.

(SCP-6791 drinks the half-filled glass.)

"Sounds like the lyrics of Lauren Aquilina's 'King' honestly. Calming song to listen to when things go downhill."

SCP-6791: Ah, her.

"Yeah. Her songs don't get as much attention, but maybe it's because I'm old."

SCP-6791: If Aquilina's music is a piece of the past, so be it. So, what have you brought me here for, Mr. ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️?

(The Interviewer quiets down for a moment, before responding.)

"I shouldn't be surprised, should I?"

SCP-6791: You shouldn't, it's your name, is it not?

"Honestly... I don't know. But I'll leave it to the redactor to remove that."

SCP-6791: Fair enough, Mr. ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️.

"Ah, don't overdo it."

(SCP-6791 opens its mouth to answer, but is cut off by an abrupt episode of coughing.)

"...Told you not to overdo it."

(SCP-6791 inhales through its provided inhaler before nodding in agreement.)

"That's alarming... you're a Type Green, but you're affected by your own smoking."

SCP-6791: And? Deep down inside, I'm just another human like you, am I not...?