Making this instead of writing my other books

Bumblebee: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Bumblebee, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Bumblebee: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Bumblebee: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Bumblebee*

Bumblebee: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Bumblebee: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Bumblebee: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Bumblebee: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Bumblebee: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Bumblebee: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Bumblebee: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Bumblebee: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Bumblebee: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

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Bumblebee: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Bumblebee: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Bumblebee: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Bumblebee: Goodnight moon.

Bumblebee: Goodnight tree.

Bumblebee: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Bumblebee: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Bumblebee: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Bumblebee: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Bumblebee: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Bumblebee: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Bumblebee: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Bumblebee: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Bumblebee, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Bumblebee, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

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Bumblebee: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Bumblebee: If you can't beat them, dress better than them