Making this instead of writing my other books

Midnight: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

WolfFang: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Princess: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Spatter: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

~~

Midnight: *Screams*

WolfFang: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Princess: Should we do something?!

Spatter, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

~~

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Midnight: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

WolfFang: You're in a prison cell :)

Princess: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

WolfFang: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Spatter: I got a 1!

WolfFang: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

~~

Midnight: Can I be frank with you guys?

WolfFang: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Princess: Can I still be Princess?

Spatter: Shh, let Frank speak.

~~

Midnight: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

WolfFang:

Princess:

Spatter:

Everyone Else At Midnight's Surprise Birthday Party:

WolfFang: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

~~

Midnight: Dammit, WolfFang!

WolfFang: What?! It wasn't me!

Midnight: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Princess!

Princess: Not me either.

Midnight: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Spatter: *whistles*

~~

Midnight: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

WolfFang: Is it me, Midnight?

Midnight: No, it's not you.

Princess: Is it me, Midnight?

Midnight: It's not you either.

Spatter: Is it me, Midnight?

Midnight:

Midnight, mockingly: Is IT mE Midnight?

~~

Midnight: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

WolfFang: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Princess: I personally was created in a lab.

Spatter: I just straight up spawned lol.

~~