Making this instead of writing my other books

Midnight: You're a loose cannon, WolfFang.

WolfFang: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Princess: I think you play by your own rules.

Spatter: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Midnight: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

WolfFang: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Danger is a loose cannon.

Danger: *smashes a chair*

~~

Midnight: What's something you guys are better than WolfFang at?

Princess: Mario Kart.

Spatter: Yeah, video games.

Danger: Emotional vulnerability.

~~

Midnight: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

WolfFang: Several traffic violations.

Princess: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Spatter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Danger: Also, that's not our car.

~~

Midnight: Where's WolfFang, Princess, and Spatter?

Danger: They're playing hide and seek.

Midnight: Where?

Danger: I don't think you get how this game works.

~~

Midnight: Nothing in life is free.

WolfFang: Love is free!

Princess: Adventure is free.

Spatter: Knowledge is free.

Danger: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

~~

Midnight: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Spatter: To the city?

Midnight: Yeah, no matter what!

Danger: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Midnight: I... I don't know!

WolfFang: Oh come off it, be serious!

Midnight: I am serious!

WolfFang: You're insane!

Princess: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Midnight: What???

Princess: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

WolfFang, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

~~

Midnight: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

WolfFang: 'Prettiest Smile'

Princess: 'Nicest Personality'

Spatter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Danger: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

~~

Midnight: What does 'take out' mean?

WolfFang: Food.