Making this instead of writing my other books

Shockwave: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Bumblebee: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Soundwave: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Skywarp: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Thundercracker: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

~~

Shockwave: Are we really going to let Bumblebee keep Soundwave?

Skywarp: We kept Thundercracker.

~~

Shockwave: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bumblebee: 'Prettiest Smile'

Soundwave: 'Nicest Personality'

Skywarp: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Thundercracker: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

~~

Shockwave: You're a loose cannon, Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Soundwave: I think you play by your own rules.

Skywarp: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Shockwave: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Bumblebee: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Thundercracker is a loose cannon.

Thundercracker: *smashes a chair*

~~

Shockwave: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Bumblebee: Rude.

Soundwave: That's fair.

Skywarp: Not again.

Thundercracker: Are you going to want this back?

~~

Shockwave: Good morning.

Bumblebee: Good morning.

Soundwave: Good morning.

Skywarp: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Thundercracker: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

~~

Shockwave: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Bumblebee: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Soundwave: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Skywarp: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Thundercracker: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

~~

Thundercracker: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Skywarp will and will not eat.

Bumblebee: Grass? Yes!

Thundercracker: Moss? Yes!!

Bumblebee: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Thundercracker: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Bumblebee: Worms? Sometimes!

Thundercracker: Rocks? Usually nah.

Bumblebee: Twigs? Usually!

Thundercracker: Shockwave's cooking? Inconclusive!

Soundwave: How did you... test this?