Making this instead of writing my other books

Optimus Prime: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Bumblebee: Is it me, Optimus Prime?

Optimus Prime: No, it's not you.

Alpha Trion: Is it me, Optimus Prime?

Optimus Prime: It's not you either.

Sentinel Prime: Is it me, Optimus Prime?

Optimus Prime:

Optimus Prime, mockingly: Is IT mE Optimus Prime?

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Optimus Prime: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Bumblebee: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Alpha Trion: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Sentinel Prime: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Optimus Prime: Can I be frank with you guys?

Bumblebee: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Alpha Trion: Can I still be Alpha Trion?

Sentinel Prime: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Optimus Prime: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Bumblebee: Put spaghetti in it.

Optimus Prime: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Alpha Trion: Put spaghetti in it.

Optimus Prime: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Sentinel Prime: Put spaghetti in it.

Optimus Prime: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Optimus Prime: Bumblebee isn't answering their phone

Alpha Trion: I'll call

Optimus Prime: Sentinel Prime and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bumblebee: Hello?

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Alpha Trion: Have you seen a person named 'Bumblebee' around here?

Optimus Prime: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Sentinel Prime: It looks fine to me?

Optimus Prime: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Alpha Trion: I think Sentinel Prime was right.

Bumblebee: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Optimus Prime: They wouldn't do that.

Sentinel Prime: You're right, Optimus Prime. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Sentinel Prime: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Sentinel Prime Told You So' on the back*

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Alpha Trion: I think we're missing something.

Bumblebee: Teamwork?

Optimus Prime: Cohesion?

Sentinel Prime: A general sense of what we're doing?

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