Making this instead of writing my other books

Midnight: Fuck.

WolfFang: We've got to work on your cursing.

Midnight: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Midnight: A theif.

WolfFang: Thief?

Midnight: Theif.

WolfFang: I before E, except after C.

Midnight: Thceif.

Midnight: No.

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Midnight: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

WolfFang: You're like 15 years old

Midnight: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Midnight: You kill people for money?!

WolfFang: I can explain!

Midnight: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Midnight: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

WolfFang: What did you do op?

Midnight: A MISTAKE

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Midnight: It's dark in here

WolfFang: Don't worry dude I got this

WolfFang: *Stomps their feet*

WolfFang: *Skechers light up*

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Midnight: So that's my plan.

WolfFang: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Midnight: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

WolfFang: It fucking sucks.

Midnight: That's not constructive criticism.

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Midnight: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

WolfFang: What's that?

Midnight: Remorse code.

WolfFang: I'm even angrier now.

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Midnight: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

WolfFang: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Midnight: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Midnight: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

WolfFang: You? Magic? Midnight, it says talent show.

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Midnight: I can explain.

WolfFang: Can you?

Midnight: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Midnight: *Gets down on one knee*

WolfFang: Oh my god, it's finally happening.