*^ Landoscar one shots ^*

*^ Duck..Duck..Goose? ^*

"Ok..Uhm..stay here..stay," Oscar said as he took his hand away, going into the bathroom and locking the door behind him. That clearly wasn't a good idea because there was immediately loud honking, "I just want a piss mate! Please!" Oscar shouted through the door, but instead the lock started to get pecked at.

Oscar groaned and opened it, the goose sat there looking very happy with itself. Oscar sighed and had to piss with the door open.

He sat back on his bed after, the goose hopping up with him, he looked at the thing, but it was to occupied with trying to eat Oscar's bed. There was a knock on the door, "shit," Oscar cursed and hastily picked the goose up, it looked confused as Oscar threw it into the bathroom, closing the door.

The goose started to let out cry like honks and Oscar couldn't help but feel like an asshole for it. He swung the door open to max and Charles. He dragged the two in and closed the door, opening the bathroom door to let the goose out. To which it instantly stood between Oscar's legs and honked at him annoyed.

Max and Charles stood with their eyes wide. "He needs a name," Oscar said blankly.

"A name?! Oscar that's a fucking goose!" Max shouted, "nah thought it was a fish mate," Oscar said sarcastically, "why's it here?!" Charles asked.

"I dunno, just woke up and it was here, he likes me though," Oscar smiled down at it, to which it looked at him and bit his leg. "Ow!"

"Yeah, really likes you," Charles responded, the goose honked at the two man stood near the door, waddling over and pecking at the Dutchman's shoe laces.

Charles pulled out his phone, "I've heard about this before I swear.."

Max peered over at his phone, "oh yeah here it is!" Charles said and passed Oscar his phone.

On it read:

'The goose myth,
When a person is in love and isnt sure about the other, the goose is given to them to bring the two people together.

The goose will only disappear when it thinks its job is done, it will not harm the human it is given to either. Instead it will show affection like the other person would.

The goose comes from an Ancient Greek god called 'Aphrodite' the god of love, lust, beauty, pleasure and passion.

Why would a goose come from the god of love?

It's simple, it's another way to bring the two of them together. The goose will also be attatched to the other person and will maybe run to the other person when it sees them.

Every goose is different and will have the traits of the other person.'

"Oh..so it acts like lando," Oscar said, the goose waddled back over to him, it sure was curious like lando. Clearly nosey to.

The goose hopped up on Oscar's bed again and dragged a few pillows to make a little nest, laying in the middle of it.

"Definitely like lando,"

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Once Oscar had gotten his pillows back, the goose led on him, was lando really like this? He'd always been touchy with Oscar but never like this. He stroked under the goose's wing and earned an aggressive honk.

"Sorry," Oscar held his hands up.

The goose lowered his head back down and Oscar took his hand back, leaving it alone.

He had no idea what to do, he couldn't just confess to lando when he ever so clearly had a boyfriend. "What am I gonna do, your here to help but he's got a boyfriend.." Oscar said to the goose, which lifted its head and gave Oscar a funny look.