*^ Landoscar one shots ^*

Let's kick it off with a big one ig

❤️-smut
(Coz I'm so nice)

(Implied coz I'm to lazy to write real sex rn, sorry it's kinda short)

Bottom Oscar Piastri
Top lando Norris
(Bc Oscar won top for the next book)

Celebrating 100k reads Ty guys 🥳

MY UPDATES WILL GO OFF THE NORMAL DAYS NOW BTW SO RANDOM NOW ‼️‼️‼️
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See, going into f2 Oscar was normally the winner. So he was the one to go into the winners room and pick someone to 'have sex with' but, he never actually did so. He fucked one person and it was Arthur.

And he didn't really enjoy it.

Not to say Arthur was a bad fuck. It's just- he didn't like it.

So from then on, he just invited people from the grid to just, sit in the winners room and hang out for an hour or two. Mostly Robert or Logan or Arthur.

However, he was never picked for the winners room when he didn't win. Mostly because the f2 drivers were horny 19-22 year olds who did indeed want a quick fuck. And Oscar wouldn't provide that.

However, in f1, it's very fucking different.

Oscar had the choice to go into the winners room for his sprint in Qatar. But he ended up refusing as it was an iligal country.

Then Miami 2024 happened.

Landos first win.

Oscar couldn't be more happy for his teammate, his friend. But he was also pissed About his own race.

So he was wollowing in self pity when Kim knocked on his door.

"Hey mate, winners room papers for you," he said, putting them beside Oscar where he was curled into a ball on his massage table.

"What?"

"Consent papers, we have that, did f2 not do it? They should've," Kim shrugged.

"I dunno, however I was never picked to go in, I just won the races," Oscar responded.

He picked up the papers and scanned through them.

"Well, I'll leave you with them, yeah?" Kim said with a small smile before he left the room.

Oscar looked at the papers.

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Dear,
Mr Oscar piastri,

You have been picked by mr lando Norris to attend in the winners room with him.
However we will need your consent to follow through with this procedure.
If you do not return the papers to your manager/race engineer by 5pm we will have mr Norris pick another person.
If you have any of the following, please tick the appropriate boxes:

                                                          Yes.             No
Do you have any STDS?              
Do you have any allergies to
Things that may seem appropriate
For this particular activity?
Are you a virgin?

If you ticked yes to any of these boxes, you will not be able to participate.

If you ticked no for all and consent to this activity,

Please sign here:

Disclaimer: during this activity the fia/security will not be able to help you once in the room.
Consenting to this will give the person permission to do what they please with you and your body.