*^ Landoscar one shots ^*

I had to quickly write this and throw it out so I'm sorry if it's a bit scruffy but
Sorry for the late update to 😭

❤️-smut

Future fic, married
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"Osc! Can I get a pineapple?" Lando asked, bouncing slightly on his feet, clearly full of energy.

"Yeah sure, get one, but you best eat it because the plums we got last week are still rotting away in that fruit bowl, and you said you'd eat them," Oscar said, leaning over the handle on the trolly he was pushing around.

Lando smiled at him, "I will osc..or you will," he muttered under his breath, putting the fruit in the trolly.

"What was that?" Oscar asked innocently.

"Nothing," lando replied.

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When they got home, lando insisted on putting all of their shopping away by himself.

Oscar gave him a confused look but went to sit down in their shared living room and opened some app on his phone. Probably TikTok.

As lando put the shopping away in it's respectful places. Lando went to cut up the pineapple. Cutting it into bite size pieces.

Once he'd done, he almost cut himself on the knife at least twice, but he ignored it, he put all the pieces into a bowl and stabbed a fork into a peice, eating a bit himself. It was nice after all.

But the real reason he wanted a pineapple was because he'd read online that it can sweeten up people's cum. And he wanted to test that theory. He'd easily make Oscar eat pineapple over the next week or so then blow him.

Easy.

So he stabbed another bit of pineapple and ran over to Oscar with it, the Aussie looked at him confused.

"Eat it, stupid," lando said, deadpan. Something he'd picked up from Oscar over the years.

Oscar opened his mouth and ate it, chewing on it cautiously before going back to his phone. Lando smiled and went to get another peice for him.

It continued like that for about an hour, lando feeding Oscar the pineapple then eating some himself so that Oscar didn't get suspicious of him.

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The next time they went out shopping, lando got another pineapple, this time Oscar didn't ask, since he ate the last one they got. Well, they both ate it.

But he didn't expect lando to return with three pineapples.

"Lando, we do not need that many pineapples," Oscar sighed, clearly unimpressed.

"Yes we do! I like pineapple, and I like feeding it to you, so, we're getting more," lando smiled, placing all three of them into the trolly.

Oscar rolled his eyes, picking out some grapes for himself.

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Again, lando cut up the pineapple and ate it with Oscar, feeding him the bigger pieces on the couch until Oscar complained about his tongue hurting from all the needles in the fruit. Lando just rolled his eyes and called him a baby, throwing another bit into his mouth.

But Oscar still nicked another peice before wondering into the kitchen and returning with a glass of milk.

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Then, in around two days all three pineapples were gone.

Oscar had caught onto Landos plan, but said nothing about it. After all, he can see Landos search history.