*^ Landoscar one shots ^*

*^ Duck..Duck..Goose? ^*

The Aussie sighed, "and you still need a name, how about..hm..Romeo?" He said looking at the goose, it honked, seeming happy with its new name. Oscar hummed, "sorted, easily pleased huh,"

The goose went back to sleep.

Oscar stayed scrolling through his phone.

A message from lando appeared, it read, 'hey mate, can I come over for a bit, bored'

Oscar answered with a sure and threw his phone to the side. He had to disturb the stupid goose now. It wasn't going to be to happy. But he needed to get dressed.

He tried to get up and the goose wasn't to happy, honking at him angrily. "Landos coming, get up you lazy thing," Oscar said, Romeo perked up at Landos name, lazily climbing off Oscar and onto the other side of the bed, laying back down.

Oscar got dressed and the goose wasn't on one for once. He sat down, finally dressed and waited for lando.

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door, Romeo got up and stood at the door.

Oscar tried to open it but the goose was going pretty much mad. "Stop! Move!" He shouted, the goose cowered a bit but moved out the way, finally he opened the door. He kept the goose back with his leg, even though it was excitedly pacing around and trying to bite him.

Lando laughed as he saw it, "new dog mate?" He asked looking at Romeo. "Don't even, right go," Oscar said as he closed the door. The goose instantly flapped its wings at lando. Oscar sighed, "and to think Charles was scared of him."

"It's a boy? What's his name?" Lando asked, stroking the goose's neck. "Romeo," Oscar shrugged. Lando snorted, sitting on Oscar's bed only to be bombarded by white.

"Mate get your duck!" Lando shouted, Oscar grabbed him, picking Romeo up, it was a struggle at first until hs stopped flapping his wings, laying his head on Oscar's shoulder and honking at him. "Stop, honking you feral thing," Oscar whispered, but Romeo had none of it, only going louder.

"Right, go," Oscar said as he put the goose down in the bathroom, closing the door behind it. Romeo let out another honk like a cry. And Oscar had to open the door, Romeo looked at him sadly.

"Ok fine I'm sorry," Oscar said as he picked it up again. Lando watched in sort of disbelief. "Seriously, how do you have a goose though?" He asked, "it just..spawned in the night.." oscar admitted.

"Oh yeah! Yesterday you left when Carlos arrived? I wanted you to meet him," lando said happily, not noticing the obvious shift in Oscar's mood. The goose did, tucking his head under Oscar's neck and honking at lando angrily.

"Oh..does he not like me anymore?" Lando asked, "no he's just sensitive," Oscar said, "but yeah sorry about yesterday I totally forgot that I left my door open, and you seemed like you were in good hands..so I just thought I'd be ok to leave,"

Lando hummed, "well..Carlos is my-" the goose honked at Carlos's name and interrupted lando. Oscar mentally apologised, but lando carried on, "..my new boyfriend, he's really nice," the goose honked again.

"Sorry.." Oscar said, putting Romeo on the bed, expecting it to sit with lando but instead it gave lando a dirty look and waddled away over to where Oscar was laying before. "Yknow, you really shouldn't have a goose in this apartment block Oscar. You'll get complaints," lando said coldly.

Oscar looked down sadly, the goose went back over to Oscar and stood between his legs, looking up at Oscar with a dopey face. Even if it couldn't really change its facial expressions, it still looked dopey to Oscar. He laughed at him and leaned down to pat its wing.