*^ Landoscar one shots ^*

^* Sweeten me up *^

He'd known since the first pineapple honestly. It was quite out of the blue since lando had never actually gotten a pineapple before or even mentioned liking them. So he'd checked and there it was the search of 'does pineapple make your sperm taste better'.

Even though there's no proof of it what so ever, lando still wanted to try it. And Oscar played along with it.

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Now they were out shopping again, and lando was heading right for the fruit.

"Lando, we're not getting any more pineapples, I know what your doing, and I've eaten three in two days, I think it will taste fine," Oscar said, walking past him with the basket instead of their normal trolly.

Lando stopped in his tracks, "but- no Oscar I just like pineapple..just want another one-"

"No," Oscar replied dryly, putting some chocolate into the basket.

But of course lando didn't listen, instead just stormed off and bought it himself and hid it in the car when they got back.

"Are you over your pineapple mood now?" Oscar asked, lando just huffed and ignored him.

"Guess not, lando I'm sure I'll taste fine, I've eaten enough of it, I can't feel my bloody tongue after it," Oscar complained, gripping his hand on the steering wheel and the other on Landos thigh.

When they got back, Oscar didn't expect lando to just pull out a pineapple and cut it up, start eating it and offer him some. But that's exactly what he did.

Oscar was stunned, "I- where did that come from, I told you no,"

"Well I still wanted one, have some," lando said, pushing it to Oscar's lips.

Which he gladly ate, to Lando's surprise.

They stood in silence as they both ate the rest of the pineapple in the bowl. Before Oscar took it out of his hands when it was empty and put it down on the side.

He pushed lando into the kitchen counter, grabbing onto his hips tightly, tight enough to leave marks. He kissed lando bruisingly hard, making him whimper as he arched his back into the counter.

Oscar cupped him through his jeans, running his palm flat over him just to hear him whimper and whine. He arched into Oscar, feeling that the Aussie is also hard.

"Go on then lan, put your theory to the test.. does my cum taste nicer on your tongue now?" Oscar asked, his hand coming up to tug on Landos hair so that Oscar himself was against the counter and lando was leaning on him.

The Brit dropped to his knees and started to unzip Oscar's fly on his jeans. He pulled them down and then mouthed over the slight wet patch on his boxers, "tasting so nice already, osc," lando moaned.

He sucked a little more around the fabric before he pulled them down, letting Oscar's hard dick spring out and smear the whiteness of his precum onto his shirt.

Oscar let out a little moan as lando kitten licked his tip, rubbing the red throb of it across his bottom lip. Just to paint his lips with Oscar's suddenly sweet tasting precum. "Your.. such a whore, my god.." Oscar said, pulling on Landos hair and guiding him to his dick.

The Brit opened his mouth and took Oscar into his mouth whole, the Aussie gasped as the wet heat of landos mouth surrounded him quickly. He bucked his hips shallowly, lando gagged a little and pulled back.

"Sorry love," Oscar muttered, stroking his thumb over Landos cheek as he took him back down his throat. He gasped as lando sucked, like he was trying to milk him already.