HELLUVA BOSS rewrite

Blitzø was driving his van while singing a heavy metal song.
Loona was sitting next to him and she wished for the radio to explode.
Millie and Moxxie where sitting behind them.
Suddently a pink convertible car cut them off and parked in their spot.
Blitzø went to argue with the driver, but when a succubi in a black and white dress got out of that car, he stopped cussing.
"Verosika?" .
"Hello, Blitzo" She saluted him with disgust and drank from a small bottle.
"It's been a while. Uhm. . . I see you still enjoy beelzejuice" .
"Don't you know that alcool tastes better when you're with someone? By the way, your sister says -Hi-" Verosika made a smug face.
"Okay. As much as I'm glad to see you, I need to ask you to move your car. This is the only parking spot my company has" Blitzø politely explained.
"Don't worry. I'm taking this spot only for a week, while I perform on Earth for springbreak" .
"What? No way! You're not parking here for a whole week!" .
"Aw, are you mad, Blitzo? You want to run off with my credit card again?" Verosika angrily asked.
With the corner of his eye, Blitzø looked at his van, from where Moxxie and Loona were watching him.
"That was just a loan. I'm going to give you back all the money" He swore.
Verosika told him to keep the money and then she walked away.
"Hold on! You better remove your car or else I'll-!" Blitzø turned around and saw a muscular hellhoud growling at him.
"Meet my new bodyguard, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well" Verosika flipped at Blitzø as she and Vortex left the parking lot.
"Why did she had to show up now?" Blitzø murmured.
"How do you know the popstar Verosika Mayday!?" Loona screamed after leaving the van.
"We. . . We dated" .
"Whaaaaaaa-" Loona started.
"-Aaaaaaaaaa-" Moxxie continued.
"-Aaaaaaaaat?" Millie finished, opening the van's backdoors.
Moxxie asked Blitzø why he never told them he dated a popstar and his boss got defensive.
"It's not like I get involved in your love life" .
"Pff- what love life?" Loona crossed her arms.
Blitzø gave Millie the van kyes and asked her to find another parking spot.

"Do you think Verosika saw me? I did my make up shitty today" Loona asked when she, Blitzø and Moxxie came out of the elevator.
She accidentally bumped with Verosika's body guard.
"Hold on, why aren't you with your boss?" Blitzø questioned, putting himself between Loona and Vortex.
"She's in her recording studio" He answered.
The studio was right in front of the I.M.P. office.
"Oh for fucks sake!" Blitzø yelled.
"Sir, since you and miss Mayday are not in good terms because of your break-up, what if -I- asked for our parking spot back?" Moxxie suggested.
Blitzø didn't agree with that idea.
"It will take a minute" Moxxie went into the studio anyway.
He tried to talk things out but Verosika and her friends started mocking him for his magician outfit.
"Now go back to your pathetic boss" After giving Moxxie a kiss on the cheeck, Verosika threw him at the door of the studio, which he broke with his head.
"Moxxie!" Blitzø and Loona went to see how he was.
"I don't think my attempt was appreciated. . ." Moxxie's head was spinning.
Blitzø immediately stormed into the recording studio.
"Alright, listen well! You can cut me off and steal our parking spot, but I draw the line at laying a hand on my employees!" .
Verosika wanted to know what he was going to do about it.
Blitzø talked about a challenge.
"I bet my team can kill more humans than you succubi-tches can make out with!" .
If Verosika won, he'd leave her alone, but if his team won, she'd move her car and apologized to Moxxie.
"Game on then, Blitzo" Verosika accepted his challenge.

Blitzø put one flyer on a street lamp, to advertise the discounts for springbreak.
"Sir, I don't think we'll find enough clients in such a short time" Moxxie said.
Much to his surprise, a long line of clients formed in front of that flyer.
"Moxxie, can you say that I'll never win the lottery? I want to test something" Blitzø asked.
Loona went to ask if she could go with them, but Blitzø wasn't sure about it.
"Who's going to open the portal if you're not here?" .
"I will" Moxxie raised his hand and walked back to their office.
Millie returned in that moment, exhausted for walking all the way from where she parked.
"Did you close the windows?" Blitzø asked.
"Fuck. . ." .

Blitzø, Loona and Millie arrived at the beach where many young adults were waiting for Verosika's concert to start.
Using her human disguise, Loona started luring their targets to different locations, so that Blitzø and Millie could kill them.
"I'd like to see if the queen of seduction can do better" Blitzø giggled.
Pink smoke formed on the stage.
Verosika showed up in her human disguise, with a mic in one hand and her bottle of beelzejuice in the other.
She sang a song about sex to turn on her croud and her friends began to seduce the humans.
"Who wants a piece of this?" Verosika threw her bottle off the stage and this ended in the sea.
"Damn it! They're gaining on us! We have to be faster" Blitzø said.
Loona wasn't listening because she spotted Vortex in front of the stage.
Instead of bringing more targets, Loona went to talk with him.
"Hey! You here?" She pretended to have just noticed him.
"Oh, hey. You're the hellhoud who works for my boss' horrible ex"  .
"He's not so bad when you get to know him" Loona argued.
"It's cool. I'm not payed enough to care" Vortex introduced himself "My friends call me Tex" .
"That's nice. I wish I had friends. I mean-! I wish my friends called me Tex. No, wait. . ." Loona felt so embarrassed.
"You're a funny girl" Vortex laughed.

Blitzø saw that his daughter was talking with Verosika's bodyguard.
He wanted to interveen but Millie told him to stay focused.
"You're right, Millie. I won't let anything distract me from our job!" After Blitzø said that, a giant fish monster showed up and scared away most of the humans.
"You know, I don't think I'll ever win the lottery" Blitzø said before the monster's tongue grabbed him.
Loona saw that her dad was in danger, so she left Vortex to go save him.
She stole a guy's bottle of beer and turned it into a molotov. Then Loona threw it at the monster, to distracting it and give Millie the time to swim to it.
She openned the monster's mouth and found Blitzø holding onto the uvula.
"Hi, Mills!" He smiled.
Millie pulled Blitzø out of the fish mouth and Loona catched him.
When the fish monster tried to swallow Millie, she cut open its throat with one of her knives and killed it.
"You okay, Millie?" Blitzø asked after she swimmed back to the beach.
"I want to eat seafood" She grumped.
At that point Verosika and the other succubis got closer to them.
"Blitzo, if that was how you planned to win, I think you messed up" She insinuated that the monster was his idea.
"I don't think this belongs to us" Millie showed the bottle she found in the sea.
She said Hell's rulers would have gotten really mad if they found out Verosika accidentally created a monster in the human world.
Blitzø promised to keep her secret, but only if Verosika admitted defeat.
"Fine! Take back your stupid parking spot. But you can forget I apologize to your little friend" .
Verosika and the others left, exept for Vortex.
"I'm sorry for ditching you like that. . ." Loona told him.
"Are you kidding? That was incredible! You're really fun to be around" .
Loona was so happy to hear that.
"You gotta hang out with me and my pack one of these days. My girlfriend knows where all the best parties are at" Vortex added.
Loona's excitement immediately desappeared.
"Great. . . Can't wait for it" She forced a smile.