It was the morning of a beautiful day, if you can believe a day in Hell can be beautiful.
Moxxie and Millie arrived at their workplace in perfect time.
"Good morning!" Millie smiled, opening the door of the office.
"Morning, M&Ms. I bought us some delitious donuts" Blitzø said, holding the box of fresh baked donuts.
"That's great, because we stopped to get some coffee for you!" Moxxie showed the three coffee cups and a juice for Millie.
The team ate the donuts around Loona's desk.
"Maybe after today's appointment, we can go to the park. It's such a lovely day. It would be a waste to spend it indoors" Blitzø went to open the office door and a crow flew inside the room, ruining the happy atmosphere.
"How did that bird get into the building?" Loona questioned.
The crow landed on the couch and Moxxie noticed the little message tied to its leg.
"What it is?" Millie asked to her husband.
"It's from our client, but the font is so small. . ." Moxxie read the message for the others.
The sinner who hired them wrote that he and his wife have taken care of her old aunt for the past five years. Last week the woman finally kicked the bucket and they were happy, because they could start looking for her secret loot.
But the wife killed him to keep everything for herself and he ended up in Greed, which explained why he couldn't come to their company in person.
". . . I did not spend the last five years changing adult diepers for this. Make sure my wife doesn't get her hands on that old hag's treasure" .
At the bottom of the message there was the wife's address.
"He sounds like a charming guy" Moxxie commented with sarcasm.
"And very smart too. He could have sent us an e-mail" Loona made the crow flew out of the office.
"You heard him. There's a naughty wife we have to take care of!" Blitzø openned a portal to Earth with the crystal.Blitzø, Millie and Moxxie arrived at a creepy mansion, with a graveyard next to it.
"This is definitely the right place" Blitzø told his employees to wear their costumes.
The I.M.P. dressed up as paranormal investigators. They were even equipped with fake ghost-hunting gadgets.
"I bet the wife is as gloomy as the the husband" Millie whispered to Moxxie while Blitzø knocked on the door.
A lady with big blue eyes and a sunflowers dress went to open.
She looked so nice, nothing like the weird porcelain doll that she was holding.
"Hello. May I help you?" .
"Greetings, m'am! We're Ghostbeaters and we picked up some paranormal activities from your house" Blitzø said.
"Oh, my! That's not good" The woman invited them in "I'm so glad you're here. I've been dealing with inexplicable events for the past days" .
"She's not like her husband, but she's a bit crazy" Moxxie whispered to Millie.
Blitzø told the woman not to worry.
"As long as we're here, nothing bad will happen to you and your. . . Child?" .
"Huh? Oh no. This is my aunt Petunia's doll. She was very affectionated to it" The woman explained.
She lead the I.M.P. to the living room. While Millie and Moxxie pretended to look for a paranormal presence, Blitzø made the lady to sit on an armchair.
He took the doll from her hands and put it away.
"Now you stay here and relax. It will be over all very soon. . ." Blitzø went behind the armchair and grabbed a thick string.
He was about to strangle the lady with it when the chandelier almost fell over him.
"See? This is what I was talking about" The woman said, looking at the destroyed chandier.
"Excuse us for a moment" Blitzø and his employees left the living room "What the fuck just happened!?" .
"I don't know. We were pretending to look for ghosts" Millie swore.
"It was probably an accident. This house is pretty old" Moxxie said.
They returned to the lady, who was holding again her aunt's doll.
Blitzø asked if there was another place where she encountered paranormal activities.The woman took them to the kitchen and offered to prepare some tea.
"This time you handle the kill, Millie" Blitzø whispered.
With a big knife in her hand, Millie sneaked up to the lady that was pouring the tea into four cups. She was about to stab her, but the woman turned around and handed her one of the cups.
Millie didn't drink her tea because she smellend something odd.
"Don't drink that!" Millie slapped the cups off of Moxxie and Blitzø's hands.
"The tea had rat poison in it! What kind of games are you playing?" Millie threatened the woman with the knife.
She swore that she didn't know about the poison.
To avoid an escalation, Moxxie offered to take care of the situation.
"You must be exhausted. Why don't you go take a bath while we find the ghost?" Moxxie gently lead the human lady to the stairs.
After she left, Moxxie took the toaster from the kitchen.
His plan was to give their target a deadly shock.Moxxie walked into the bathroom. The woman's clothes were on the floor and the doll was on the sink.
The water filling the bathtub covered the sound of Moxxie plugging the toaster.
He moved the tub's curtain but the lady wasn't there.
"Where is-?" Moxxie's head was brutally pushed into the tub and held under the water.
He pretended to be dead, so the person who wanted to kill him let him go.
Blitzø and Millie found him coughing on the floor.
"Moxxie!" Millie kelt beside him.
"What's going on?" The human lady returned with her bathrope on. She said she went to take more shampoo.
Blitzø was furious.
They almost died in that house and at first he thought the wife was trying to kill them, like she did with her husband. Then he had a doubt."Why are we here?" Moxxie asked after Blitzø made him and Millie go back to the living room.
Their boss was looking at the flames in the fireplace.
"I'm not stupid. It's obvious that someone in this house is trying to kill us!" Blitzø grabbed his gun.
"You think it's one of us?" Moxxie was shielding his wife.
"Why don't you come out and admit it. . . Petunia?" Blitzø said.
Petunia's ugly doll slowly walked out of the shadows.
Millie and Moxxie never expected the doll to be alive.
"How did you know it was me?" She asked with the voice of an old woman.
"I have to thank my daughter and her collection of horror movies. You knew we wouldn't pay attention to a doll, so you were free to cut the rope of the chandelier, poison the tea and almost drown Moxxie. Did you expect us to kill each other over what you did?" Blitzø questioned.
The doll giggled.
"I was able to make my niece kill her husband, therefore I thought I could do the same thing with you" .
Without hesitation, Blitzø shot her multiple times.
The doll fell down and Moxxie and Millie thought it was over.
Suddently the lady in sunflower dress attacked Blitzø.
Petunia's ghost possesed her and was trying to take his gun.
During the fight, Millie hit the woman on the head with a lamp and the woman ended at Moxxie's feet.
"It's payback time, bitch!" Moxxie grabbed the human lady and shoved her face into the fireplace.
She screamed in agony as her face was burning.
When Petunia' spirit left the body of her niece and she stopped moving, Moxxie let go of her dead body."So IT WAS a ghost" Loona said after the others told her what happened.
They were sitting on a bench of the park.
"Yep. But we still defeated old Petunia" Moxxie proudly stated.
"And now that is certain there is no secret loot, our client and his wife can start over" Millie added.
Blitzø showed a picture that their client sent of him and his wife walking hand in hand; his crow was cuddling up with a parrot that the woman adopted as her pet.
He looked like a character from a black and white film, with a long gloomy face, meanwhile the woman had a burned-red face and her hair looked like sunflower petals.
"Didn't she kill him?" Loona asked.
"Looney, we got paid and that's all I care about" Blitzø said.

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HELLUVA BOSS rewrite
Fanfiction-This is my version of Vivienne Medrano' show "Helluva Boss"- Blitz? is an imp from Hell who owns an assassin' business. His employees are the couple Millie and Moxxie, and their secretary/assistant is Blitz?'s adopted daughter, Loona the hellhoud...