Verosika Mayday was hosting a big party at her house, in Lust.
While the guests were gathering in, Blitzø was hiding behind a bush next the main entrance.
Since there was security checking the invitations, Blitzø had to find another way to crash that party without getting caught.
He saw some waiters bringing the catering inside Verosika's house and he had an idea.
Each waiter had to pass in front of Vortex. His nose sniffed something odd coming from a cart with a bowl of pudding.
"Hold on" .
Vortex checked under the cart but he didn't find anything. Then he stuck his hand in the pudding and grabbed Blitzø's head.
". . . Hi!" The imp made an akward smile.
"Nice try, Pudding" Vortex took the cart to kick Blitzø out.
"Don't throw me away! It would be a waste!" .
"Sorry, man. Verosika was very clear about this: she doesn't want to see your face at this party" .
"Wait, please" Blitzø came out of the bowl "I don't want to ruin this day for her, but I have talk with Verosika. It's important" .
Vortex was torn.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't see you. But just because Loona is my friend, okay?" .
Blitzø thanked him.
He took the white tablecloth from the cart and covered himself with it before going inside the house.Moxxie was cleaning the tables of the caffè where he started working after his argument with Blitzø.
When he finshed, his new boss told him to take care of the customers' orders.
"Yes, sir!" .
The woman glared at him.
"I'm sorry, ma'am. Force of habit" .
Moxxie went behind the counter.
"Hello, welcome to Hot Head Cafè. What can I get you?" After he served that costumer, another one walked in and went straight to Moxxie.
"Welcome to- Oh, it's you" .
"Is that the way to greet a costumer, bogger-face?" Loona smirked.
Moxxie showed more politeness because his employer was looking at him.
"I'll have a puppuccino with a side cookie to go. That will give us some time to chat" .
Moxxie started preparing the puppuccino and Loona asked him how things were going with his new job.
"Don't tell me Blitz sent you here to convince me to go back to his company" Moxxie said.
"He didn't ask me to do anything" Loona swore.
"Good. Because I don't want to see his fucking face ever again!" Moxxie pulled the lever of the coffee machine too much and broke it "Shit" .
He handed Loona her puppcino with the cookie.
"Guess I'll see you and Millie around the city then" She was about to leave when Moxxie told her to wait a minute.
"We've been working so much lately that we could use a relaxing evening. I'm sure Millie would like to have someone over for dinner. If that's okay with you, of course" .
Moxxie noticed that Loona's tail wagged for a split second.
"Yeah, that would be cool" She said, looking back at him with a genuine smile.Nobody noticed Blitzø walking around Verosika's place.
He was looking for her, keeping the tablecloth over his head.
The succubi was on top of the staircase, sporting a long black and white dress.
"Thank you all for being here. This is a special day and we must celebrate it in the best way possible. So raise your glasses and let's wish a happy birthday to. . . my beautiful girlfriend, Barbie!" .
Verosika stepped aside to leave the spotlight for Barbie Wire.
She waved with a blushy smile, then Verosika gave her a kiss on the cheeck and the two women went to greet the guests.
Blitzø walked away to not be seen by his sister, but he fell on the floor when Beelzebub appeared in front of him.
"Where's the party girl? I've got her cake right here~!" The Deadly Sin sang.
Blitzø didn't want to be caught by Beelzebub after what happened during her party, so he backed away and accidentally stomped on the tablecloth, revealing himself.
Before someone could notice him, Blitzø was grabbed by the neck and dragged to the balcony.
"What the fuck are you doing here!?" Verosika was standing before the window door.
"Look, I didn't come to argue with you, but did you start dating my sister as a sort of revenge towards me?" Blitzø angrily questioned.
"You think everything has to revolve around you?" Verosika lighted herself a cigarette.
She explained that her and Barbie Wire did become friends because of their mutual hatred for Blitzø, but after spending more some time together they found out they had more things in commun.
"We both love to perform and be adored by the public. And we also have a difficult past with addiction. . ." Verosika leaned on the railing of the balcony.
"It took me a long time to convince Barbie to celebrate her birthday again. She told me she wished to forget this date because it reminds her of the brother that almost ruined her life. And now you show up, like. . . Argh! You're unbelievable" Verosika didn't have the strenght to yell at him.
"I don't want to ruin Barbie's birthday party. I came here just to apologize with you" Blitzø said.
"Yeah, right" .
"I'm serious! I'm really sorry for what I've done to you. I was still in bad state of mind because of what happened at the circus, but I shouldn't have dragged you into my misery" .
"So what? You expect me to accept your apology and maybe give you a hug? Is that what you want?" Verosika asked irritated.
"It doesn't matter what I want. I'm apologizing because you deserve it. And you also should have this" Blitzø gave her a wrapped box with a pink bow.
Verosika threw her cigarette off the balcony and openned the box. Inside it there was the crystal statuette of a unicorn, which costed the same amount of money Blitzø spent when he stole her credit card.
"On our first date, I told you I love horses, and you said your favorite animal were unicorns when you were little" Blitzø said with a goofy smile.
Verosika closed the box without saying anything about the gift.
"You should leave before anyone sees you" She walked back to the window door.
"Happy birthday, Blitzo" Verosika said before returning to the party.At the end of his shift, Moxxie brought inside the signboard with the drinks princes.
After that, he took off his apron and retrieved his things from the locker room.
Moxxie checked his phone and noticed that Verosika Mayday tagged him in a Sinstagram post.
She pubblucally apologized to the imp for throwing him against a door.
Moxxie was surprised.
He wondered if Blitzø had anything to do with that apology.

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HELLUVA BOSS rewrite
Fanfiction-This is my version of Vivienne Medrano' show "Helluva Boss"- Blitz? is an imp from Hell who owns an assassin' business. His employees are the couple Millie and Moxxie, and their secretary/assistant is Blitz?'s adopted daughter, Loona the hellhoud...