It was the dawn of a brand new day in Lust, but that was hard to tell because of the perennial blue sky.
Asmodeus was sleeping in his big heart-shaped bed.
When his alarm went off, a robotic arm extended from under the sheets and punched it. Another arm extended all the way to the kitchen and poured some hot coffee in a cup.
"Morning, As!" Fizzarolli chirped.
"Five minutes. . ." Asmodeus made a tired moan.
"That's what you said the other night. And we both know it was more than five minutes~" . Fizzarolli made an acrobatic jump to get off the bed and pulled away the sheets.
At that point Asmodeus had to get up.
"You have a very busy day ahead of you. You have to check the next shipment of sex toys, inaugurate a new strip club, meet with prince Stolas. . ." Fizzarolli read a list.
"I don't even get a pause for lunch?" Asmodeus asked as he wore his bedrope.
Fizzarolli offered to help him out by taking one of his tasks.
"Really? You'd do that for me?" .
"Anything for my boyfr- Sex-buddy!" Fizzarolli blushed a little and walked away, so Asmodeus wouldn't notice.Fizzarolli took one of Asmodeus limousines to get to the sex toy factory.
After making sure everything was ready to be shipped, they wanted to go get something sweet.
"Let's stop to the pastry shop before going back" They said to the driver that openned their door.
Before Fizzarolli got on the limousine, they heard someone calling them.
"Hey, Fizz! Fiiiiizz!" .
Blitzø was waving from afar.
With an annoyed groan, Fizzarolli went on the veicle.
"Wait!" Blitzø ran after the limousine.
"What a persistent bastard. Can you drive faster?" Fizzarolli asked to the driver.
"No problem, boss" Crimson's eyes reflected on the rearview mirror.
Fizzarolli took a deep breath to calm down. Suddently they heard a noise and saw Blitzø holding on the trunk with both hands.
He got inside the limousine from the open window.
"You didn't see me there. Eh, Fizz?" Blitzø took the seat next to them.
"I did! But I was trying to ignore you, you idiot!" Fizzarolli yelled.
Blitzø said he wound leave them alone after they talked, but Fizzarolli didn't want to listen to him.
"Leave me the alone before I-! Wait, this isn't the way to the pastry shop" .
Crimson locked the veicle and took off the hat he stole from the real driver.
"You!" Blitzø recognized him.
Crimson shook a can and he threw at Fizzarolli and Blitzø, then he rolled up the window that divided his seat from theirs.
A sleeping gas came out from the can. Fizzarolli was the first to pass out.
Blitzø wanted to shoot at the window, but his vision got blurry. He fell next to Fizzarolli and Crimson started to laugh.When Fizzarolli woke up, they descovered that Crimson had tied them up with their robotic arms. He also stole Blitzø's gun and locked the two in a suspended cage.
They were in a closed junkyard.
"Oh, good. You're awake. Try not to be noisy, okay? I have to make call" Crimson used Fizzarolli's phone to call Asmodeus.
The man had just finished his meeting with Stolas.
"That was a good talk. Remember to make a good use of that thingy. Bey!" Asmodeus lead the prince out of his office.
After he closed the door, he heard Fizzarolli's ringtone and answered the phone.
"Hello, big daddy" Crimson told the Deadly Sin that he had to pay a generous rendsome, otherwise he would have sent Asmodeus pieces of Fizzarolli day after day.
In the meantime Fizzarolli was trying to lose up their limbs to get free.
"This day couldn't get any worse" .
"Don't worry. I'll get you out of here and you'll go back to your rich boyfriend" Blitzø said.
"Asmodeus is not boyfriend!" .
"Dumbass, I was at Ozzie's when you were exposed. Remember?" .
"You got it all wrong. We're not a couple! We're sex-buddies who sometimes work together. That's all" Fizzarolli swore.
Blitzø obviously didn't believe them.
He clicked his heels and a blade emerged from the toe of his boot.
Blitzø used it to cut his rope, then he freed Fizzarolli.
"If you grab the keys over there, we can open the cage, climb to the bean and escape from that hole of the roof" Blitzø explained his plan.
Fizzarolli waited for Crimson to look another way, then they extended their arm and grabbed the keys.
"I did it!" .
"Those robotic limbs are very useful" Blitzø smirked.
Fizzarolli's smile quickly desappeared.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-" Blitzø tried to apologize.
"Spare me your useless apology, Blitzo. You're the reason why I'm like this" Fizzarolli used the keys to open the cage.
Both imps climbed on the beam and slowly crawled to the other one.
"I know it was my fault" Blitzø tried again "I wanted to show everyone that I wasn't a failure. Then maybe my dad would have loved me the way he loved you" .
Fizzarolli looked back at Blitzø.
"You think that was love? After my accidet, everyone left me. They probably thought I couldn't be useful to them anymore. I should have expected something like that from those assholes, but you? You were my best friend. And you never came to visit me. Do you know how horrible that felt?" .
"I wanted to visit you. Everytime I was about to knock on the door of your room, I panicked. I was afraid you'd have told me to get lost. But you needed me. . . I'm sorry" .
Fizzarolli looked down.
They questioned how would they reach the way out.
Blitzø had an idea.Crimson had just realized that the keys were gone and his prisoners were trying to escape.
They were swinging below the ceiling like circus acrobats, just like did used to do when they were kids.
Fizzarolli successfuly reached the hole of the roof and extended their arms for Blitzø.
He jumped. He was about to grab their hands.
All of the sudden Fizzarolli's face shifted into an angry stare.
They retracted their arms and Blitzø painfully landed on a pile of old tires.
Fizzarolli looked at him for a moment before leaving.
"Shit! Shit! Shit!" Crimson ran after them.
As they looked for the exit of the cars graveyard, a gun shot was fired and Fizzarolli fell down, bleeding.
"You thought you could get away from me?" Crimson got closer to them, holding up Blitzø's gun.
Fizzarolli tried to crawl towards the fence, but Crimson kicked them where their wound was.
Fizzarolli let out a scream of pain.
"I was going to let you go unharmed after I got my money. But now I'm feeling less generous" .
Blitzø hit him on the head with a car bumper and Crimson fell down, uncontious.
"Blitzo, you. . . You saved my life? After I let you fall?" Fizzarolli couldn't believe it.
"I didn't like that, but I understand why you did it" Blitzø helped them stand up, to walk them to the fence.Asmodeus gathered all the money Crimson wanted, but he didn't know where to bring them.
"Why hasn't he called back already!?" Asmodeus screamed.
"As. . ." Fizzarolli was at the door of his studio.
"Fizz!" Asmodeus ran to hug them.
He was so relieved.
Asmodeus took Fizzarolli to his bedroom and helped them with their wound.
"Better?" He asked.
"Yes. . ." Fizzarolli was looking away.
"I'm glad you're here. I would have given all my possessions to have you back" Asmodeus gently raised their face to look at their eyes.
Fizzarolli was surprised for a moment.
"Wow! I can't believe you'd do that just to save your sex-buddy!" They forced a laugh.
Fizzarolli went on the bed and openned their legs.
"Come on, Asmodeus. Let's have some fun~" .
"You want to do it after what happened to you?" Asmodeus had a worried expression.
Fizzarolli was confused because they thought that's what he wanted.
Instead Asmodeus covered Fizzarolli with the sheets and hugged them to have a normal sleep.Blitzø returned home.
"Loona? I'm back" .
His daughter left him a note on the fridge that said she went to the gym, but there was leftover pizza in the fridge for him.
Loona didn't want her dad to know that she went to Millie and Moxxie's house.
Blitzø layed on the couch and tried to call the last person who could give him some joy.
Stolas was with his family. He saw that Blitzø was trying to call, but Stella was looking at him.
For that reason Stolas had to ignore the call.
All Blitzø could do was hug a pillow and held back his tears.

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HELLUVA BOSS rewrite
Fanfiction-This is my version of Vivienne Medrano' show "Helluva Boss"- Blitz? is an imp from Hell who owns an assassin' business. His employees are the couple Millie and Moxxie, and their secretary/assistant is Blitz?'s adopted daughter, Loona the hellhoud...