HELLUVA BOSS rewrite

Two individuals in black tuxedos and sunglasses were watching video footage of what they believed were domoniac entities.
"These massacres are obviously the work of beings from Hell" Agent 2 said.
"If only we could capture them, we'd have the ultimate proof that it's possible to travel from one world to another" Agent 1 added, closing his fist.
A camera showed human Blitzø, Millie and Moxxie hiding a body in a dumpster, right next to the demon hunters' base.
"This is the last time I eat food from Earth!" Blitzø complained before throwing a taco wrapper.
They were about to cross the portal openned by Loona when Agent 2 tried to shoot at them with a net gun.
"Go, go, go!" Blitzø yelled at his employees.
Millie crossed the portal in time, but Moxxie was captured in a net.
To protect his friend, Blitzø pointed his gun at Agent 2, but Agent 1 tased him.
"The portal closed!" Agent 2 said.
"At least we got these two" Agent 1 looked at Blitzø and Moxxie.

Millie was punching the office wall and crying at the same time because her husband didn't make it.
"Stop that! It won't solve anything!" Loona told her.
"Then open another portal so we can save them!" Millie yelled back.
"And if we go there, who's going to bring us back!?" .
Loona was right. They needed someone who could open a portal to Hell once they rescued the men.

When Blitzø woke up, his eyes were subjected to the light of a lamp that Agent 1 was pointing at him.
Blitzø was tied to a chair.
Moxxie was behing him, and he was in the same conditions.
"Okay, you got us. We were trying to illegaly buy an elephant for our circus" Blitzø said.
Agent 2 slapped him.
"Don't try to fool us! We know you're not humans" .
"What? That's absurd! We're two ordinary men" Moxxie smiled.
Angent 1 said they had video footage of their team opening a portal to Hell.
"If you don't spit out the truth, we'll make you talk" .
"Oh, is this the part where you say that only people who talk get cookies?" Blitzø joked.
Agent 2 actually took a tray of cookies.
Before Blitzø could say anything, she hit him with it.

Another portal openned in the same ally where Blitzø and Moxxie were captured.
Millie and Loona had a bag full of lethal weapons with them.
The hellhoud used her nose to follow her dad' scent.
"They must be keeping them in there" She whispered.
But the main entrance was guarded by two armed agents.
Millie told Loona to lift her up to the ventilation duct.
After crawling in it, Millie openned a side door for Loona from the inside.

Agent 1 and Agent 2 spent that time torturing Blitzø with all kinds of kitchen utensils.
"We can keep going, unless you're ready to tell us what we want to know" Agent 1 made a smug smile.
Blitzø's face was bleeding.
He closed his eyes and prepared for more pain.
"Stop! Leave him alone and I'll tell you everything!" Moxxie begged.
"Don't you dare!" Blitzø yelled at him.
Moxxie asked his boss to forgive him.
"We. . . We are aliens!" .
Blitzø was confused.
Moxxie started babbling about a secret mission that their homeplanet incharged them with.
Agent 1 and Agent 2 exchanged a look and nodded.
"Alright. Perhaps you need a moment to clear up your mind. We'll be right back" .
They walked out of the room, leaving Moxxie and Blitzø alone.
"For the record, you're a terrible liar, Mox" Blitzø said.
"I was trying to help you! It's not my fault if we're in this mess" He replied "I told you we needed better disguises, but you insist on making us wear these riddiculous circus costumes!" .
"Better than the ugly ass outfit you had during your job interview!" Blitzø didn't mean to say that out loud.
"Oh yeah? At least my music taste isn't dog shit!. . . Oh crumbs. I'm sorry, sir" .
Blitzø realized that the room was filling with a green gas, which forced them to tell the truth.
Blitzø was starting to have visions.
He found himself in a grey swamp. He was wearing a white clown costume and he wasn't tied anymore.
Blitzø explored that weird place and found a circus. A spotlight revealed Moxxie to him.
"I have the feeling you're not being totally honest with me, sir. Is there something you're hiding?" Moxxie was shuffling a deck of cards ". . . Maybe it's something that involves them?" .
He showed three cards, each one with a person Blitzø knew: Verosika as the queen of hearts, Barbie Wire as the ace of spades and Fizzarolli as a jolly.
"I don't know what you're talking about. I have nothing to hide!" Blitzø denied.
Moxxie threw the cards and these started flying around them.
Someone pushed Blitzø in the mud.
"You're such an actor, Blitzo" Barbie said.
"If only your solo act was as good as this buffoonery you keep pulling!" Fizzarolli launched him up.
After Blitzø fell down, Verosika appeared from under the mud and crawled towards him.
"You still refuse to look back at what you've done and the people you've hurted" .
Blitzø tried to run away from her, but he slipped.
"Who else do you want to involve in your schemes?" Moxxie asked.
Blitzø looked up and saw the kind of diamonds card, with Stolas on it.
The prince appeared in front of him, holding the stolen page.
"Just go away! All of you!" Blitzø screamed.
Barbie, Fizzarolli, Verosika and Stolas were blowed away by the strong wind that moved the cards.

"Sir? Sir, wake up!" The real Moxxie was calling Blitzø.
He openned his eyes.
There was less gas in the room.
"Moxxie, when those two idiots come back, I'll tell them that you're just a human I'm mind controlling. Maybe this way they'll let you go" Blitzø explained.
"But what about you?" Moxxie asked.
"What matters is that you go back home to your wife" .
"No, sir. I can't let you do this alone" .
"Enough with the 'sir'!" Blitzø exclaimed "You know my name. Use it" .
"Okay. . . Blitz" .
In that moment, Millie fell in the room where the two men were kept.
"Millie!" Moxxie was so happy to see her.
"Our savior! How did you find us all by yourself, Mills?" Blitzø asked while she untied them.
Loona broke through the mirror behind them, using Angent 1's head.
"Looney!?" Blitzø wasn't expecting her to be there.
"Let's get the fuck out of here before more of them show up!" Loona threw Agent 1 at his partner and joined the rest of the team.
Agent 2 pushed a button to allert the whole building.
In a few seconds an army of demon hunters in tuxedos stormed into the interrogation room, armed with old Japanese weapons.
"Unfortunately that gas put me in a bad mood. Guys, let's destroy these fuckers!" Blitzø told to his team.
An agent threw a chaine at him. Loona grabbed the end and strangled that man with it.
Millie used an axe to cut in half one of the humans and then used it to shield herself from the ninja stars they threw at her.
Moxxie and Blitzø were shooting at the demon hunters with different guns.
When he run out of bullets, Blitzø grabbed a granade from their bag and ended the battle with a big explosion.
The I.M.P. team won, but it wasn't over yet.
They were out of weapons and unfortunately Agent 1 and Agent 2 were still standing.
"You demons aren't going anywhere now!" .
The agents were aiming their guns at them.
Blitzø stood before the others to protect them.
For a moment he thought that was the end, then someone pulled him into the portal that openned behind his back.
Agent 1 and Agent 2 fired, but the portal closed immediately.

Blitzø and his team were back at I.M.P. company.
Stolas was there, holding the page with the spell.
"Stolas? Wait, how did you know we needed help?" Blitzø questioned.
"We called him. We put a little pressure on him with the page" Millie answered.
"Since you're all safe, I have no reason to stay here" Stolas returned to Blitzø the page and left the office.
"Stolas, wait!" Blitzø stopped him in the hallway "You could have let those people kill us and kept the page" .
"You think I'm that horrible?" Stolas asked.
Blitzø didn't know what to say.
"I see. Goodnight, Blitz" Stolas said before crossing the portal to his house.