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[07] - the best christmas ever

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It was Christmas time in Point Place, and the gang had all gathered in the Formans' basement to watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas on TV. The song carried throughout the room as the character stole the toys, making Fez smile.

"Man," Donna breathed, leaning forward on the couch to get a better look at the screen, "The grinch has a big butt."

"Yes. Nothing says Christmas like a big, green, Grinch ass," Fez agreed.

Liz sighed, reaching over to grab an ornament out of the box Hyde was holding. The two of them, along with Eric, decided to put up the family's old, silver Christmas tree in the shower. They had only put the lights on so far, but it was already happily glinting.

"Hold the ladder for me?" She asked Hyde.

He nodded, placing his free hand on the cold metal, making sure it wouldn't fall over as she started up.

"Eric, Liz, what are you guys doing Christmas Eve?" Kelso asked, turning to look back at them.

Eric glanced up from his spot on the floor, where he was rummaging through another box full of old ornaments. "Well, our parents are having the same, lame Christmas party they have every year. All the adults. 'Hey, neighbor, is that mistletoe?'" He mocked in an older voice before viciously miming a make out session.

"Alright. How does that look?" Liz asked, finally resting her ornament on a high branch.

Hyde turned, glancing right at her butt due to the height of the ladder. A smirk grew on his face as he continued to admire. "It looks great, Lizzie."

Liz glanced down, finally realizing he wasn't even looking at the tree. Despite it, she couldn't help but bite back a smile. "Hyde, the ornaments are up here."

"Oh, yeah." Hyde smirked even more as he finally looked where she was pointing. "It looks great."

She rolled her eyes, slightly slapping his arm as she descended down the ladder.

"Look at my sister's ass one more time, and I'll hurt you," Eric warned with a glare.

"Fine," Hyde huffed before going over to sit in his chair.

"Oh, I just love Christmas," Jackie gushed, unable to stop smiling. "It's all about good tidings and cheer. And shopping."

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus was going for," Hyde deadpanned, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Hey, I give, too," she defended herself. "Every year, my friends and I deliver gift baskets to the unfortunate."

Donna turned to shoot her a look. "I think you mean less fortunate."

"Okay, whatever. Bums." Jackie shook her head before turning back to the TV.

Kitty came strolling down the stairs, immediately noticing what they were watching. "Oh, what are you guys doing watching cartoons? Holiday Inn is on." She raced over to change the channel, smiling and starting to sing along to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" that started to come through. After dancing around a little, she grabbed onto Eric's shoulder. "Eric, come on, help me get the decorations."

"Sure, Mom," he agreed, getting up to follow her into the storage room.

With his absence, Liz took his spot on the back of the couch.

"You know what my favorite Christmas gift of all time is?" Kelso asked, perking up. "Lite Brite. It's fun making things with Lite Brite."

Liz chuckled. "Kelso, I don't think I've played with one of those things since I was a kid."

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