Hello, It's Me ? Steven Hyde

The gang sat around the basement in complete silence, watching a show on TV. Donna was the only one on her feet, flipping through the collection of records to put a new one on.

The silence was suddenly interrupted as the back door flew open, and Jackie came rushing in with a smile. "Okay. You guys, I just got an advance copy of the yearbook, and you'll all be happy to know that 1977 is my cutest year ever."

"Jackie, that is so weird, because I was just telling the gang how there's no way you could be cuter than last year," Eric deadpanned, holding up a finger.

Jackie gasped. "You were?"

Eric hesitated, blinking a few times. Finally, as unenthusiastic as ever, he said, "Yes."

Kelso cleared his throat, shifting to look up at her. "I, for one, totally believe that you are cuter this year."

"Yeah, since I dumped you." Jackie rolled her eyes.

Donna chuckled. "Nice burn."

"Donna, we've talked about that," Kelso hissed.

"Okay, okay. Enough with all the bickering," Liz said, waving them all away. She then gestured for Jackie to sit next to her on the couch. "Come on, let me see it!"

Jackie grinned, stepping over Kelso's legs to sit down next to Liz. As she got settled, she leaned over to slap Hyde's leg a few times. "Hey, Steven, wanna pop some popcorn and look at all the yearbook pictures of me?"

Liz laughed, reaching out to take the book for herself. "Ha, you're funny, Jackie."

"What?" Jackie shot her a confused look. "I'm being serious."

Hyde finally pulled himself from the TV to glance at Liz, sharing a brief quizzical look. It was quick to turn to a look of disgust as he turned to Jackie. "No. I figure I'll do plenty of that when I die and go to hell."

Jackie giggled, reaching over to slap him slightly. "God, you're such a card."

"This is so exciting," Fez gushed, standing up to walk over and see. "My first American yearbook. Show us some pictures of Fez."

"Oh, uh..." Liz stopped from her page flipping, not wanting to break the news. "I guess we can look..."

"Sorry, Fez." Jackie shook her head. "There aren't any."

The smile on his face vanished. "What the hell?"

"Well... are we sure?" Liz tried anyway, shooting Jackie a look in hopes she'd play along.

"Yup," she huffed before taking the book back, flipping to the cheerleader page for Hyde to see.

Fez narrowed his eyes. "So, they don't let foreigners in your yearbook?"

"Uh-huh," Jackie confirmed quickly before turning back to Hyde. She then started pointing at all her pictures. "Here's me cheering at the pep rally last fall."

Hyde moved the book closer to his face, eyes widening at a sudden discovery. "Oh my God. Someone in the crowd is mooning."

The mention had everyone, except Jackie, rushing behind him to look. As the boys' mouths fell open, Donna and Liz shared knowing smiles.

"You're all cheering away, and the whole time you're getting mooned," Hyde went on with a laugh. "Yeah!"

"Oh my God. That's a girl butt. There's girl butt in the yearbook." Eric grabbed the book to see for himself. "Oh, man, I can't tell who it is. I wish we had a magnifying glass."

"Oh." Kelso pulled one out of pocket, holding it in front of the picture. "Here you go."

Slowly, everyone turned to glance at him questioningly.