"The book has already finished, this is just for fun." (Not part of the book)
What would Commercials look like when we have finally discovered a zombie virus? And we are in a Zombie apocalypse? Hmm...
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[FAKE COMMERCIAL – plays mid-apocalypse, static glitches on screen]
Narrator (overly cheery):
Tired of dodging zombies, surviving betrayal, and watching your loved ones explode?
Try… DOOMBITES!
The only granola bar infused with hope, caffeine, and just a dash of irradiated mushroom tears.
Cut to: Buff hero biting one dramatically
Buff Hero:
“I punched a werewolf mid-bite—and didn’t even drop my DoomBite.”
Narrator:
Made with 100% organically-grown sarcasm and panic—DoomBites keep you going when everything else wants you dead.
Jingle (children singing in creepy harmony):
“Doooombiiites~ for your dying tiiiime~”
End screen:
DoomBites – Chew Fast. Run Faster.
Not FDA approved. May cause invincibility complex, random dance battles, or the end of the world.
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Hahah, Absolute Cinema. Okay, I wrote another one:
[FAKE COMMERCIAL – plays mid-apocalypse, a dusty TV flickers between static]
Narrator (way too upbeat): Is the world falling apart around you? Tired of your post-apocalyptic routine? Looking for a little… spice?
Cut to: A mother, grimy but determined, holds up a sleek, glowing canister labeled “Zom-Zom™.”
Narrator: Introducing ZOM-ZOM™! The ONLY canned beverage that’s made from 100% zombie brains and enough caffeine to fuel an army of survivors. It's the drink that bites back!
Cut to: The mother cracks open the can, her hand shaking. She takes a sip—her eyes widen. Her hair frizzles like she’s been struck by lightning.
Mother (exhales with dramatic relief): “I haven’t felt this alive since the outbreak started!”
Narrator: Packed with flavor that’ll jolt you back to life—and a side of... brain freeze. Zom-Zom™ isn’t just a drink, it’s your survival partner. Zombies won’t be the only thing running for cover.
Cut to: A zombie slowly reaches for the mother, but she throws a can of Zom-Zom™ at it. The zombie shudders and poofs into vapor like a bad Wi-Fi connection.
Narrator (gleefully sinister): And don’t worry, we’ve thought of everything—no zombies were harmed in the making of this commercial. Mostly.
Jingle (children singing in eerie, distorted harmony): “Zom-Zom~ makes you zom-better~ Zom-Zom~ there’s nothing bet-ter~”
End screen: Zom-Zom™ – Drink up before your brains are on the menu. Not FDA approved. May cause extreme confidence, spontaneous parkour, or unholy levels of energy. Zombies not included. Mostly.
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The Book Of Origin: Codex Architectus
Fantasy"The Book of Origin: Codex Architectus" The universe wasn't born. It was written. Before time, the Architect carved reality into pages-then vanished. What's left behind is the Codex: a living manuscript that rewrites everything you thought was true...
