SCP 049: Why do you do this to me?
Me: Because I can! And because we love to see you sexually frustrated!
DarkLittleBird asks: What would 049 do if there were two 035's?
SCP 049: ... *silent screaming*
SCP 035: I get the feeling the answer is he would go mad. *laughs*
I've thought about what it might've been like for 049 to have to keep up with 035 back before they got caught and imprisoned. And I mean this is like way back in time, like after the plague in Europe. 049 would have to drag 035 out of places if he got drunk, would have to find a place for them to hide if they were being chased by the police... You get the idea.
SCP 035: Ah, good times, eh old friend?
SCP 049: *deadpans him* Yes yes... For you.

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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...