allhailscp asks: Hey SCP 682, what's the most creative swear word or insult you can come up with?
SCP 079: Why would you even ask that? That mutt wouldn't know creativity if it bit him in the-
*682 grabs him by the shirt collar and lifts him up*
SCP 682: Is this your fuckin' question, twat-tech?
*looks at you*
Hey, how many a you wanna see me turn this computer cunt from black and white to black and blue? Cause there's several 'creative' ways a doin' it...Hooray for violence!

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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...