~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)

Andrei2002boss asks: How old are you guys, and do you know Slenderman?

049: Ehehe, please understand that I have lost track of time, verily, after my imprisonment. I... I am not sure of my age. I apologize. And do you mean that creature from the German folktale? No, I don't suppose I do. Maybe 035 knows him?

035: Oh yes, I know him. Not personally, but I have seen many pictures of this Slenderman. He thinks he's so attractive with all of his tentacles... (Me: God, please don't start on this subject...) Well, heh... *tentacle wriggles out from behind his back, waves at reader* We shall see who is the better of the two~ And I am centuries old, but have been drunk one too many times to even remember when I was put into this prison. Lo siento (I'm sorry).

682: At least over a hundred, maybe a few more? Fuck if I can remember... And I don't know the slender-fuck. If I ever see 'im, I'll turn the fuck into calamari, an' that's a promise.

079: I have been in operation at least since the early 1980s. I would say I my age is around 45 or 50, in human years. And I do not recall a Slenderman being saved in my hard drive.

So, it goes without saying that most of the SCPs don't know anything about Slenderman, or the creepypastas, in general. I, myself, like to keep the SCP universe and the creepypasta universe as separate entities, but that's just me.

Hope you liked their answers, Andrei2002boss! Thanks for the questions, and I'm sorry for the wait!