loonbluefire dares: All SCPs to lock 173 up in a room with 735 and see what the psychological effects are after awhile.
SCPs: *standing outside a containment cell, trying to listen through the door*
SCP 682: Crikey... Not even a flyin' 'fuck you' in the air.
SCP 079: The statue must've crushed the box, then. One less nuisance around here.
Author: *phone buzzes, I look at it* Hey guys. Mal says "We should see what's going on it there. It's brutal."
SCP 682: Well shit, were missin' tha fight then! *starts to press buttons on the door panel, but the door opens before he can touch it; 173 is standing in the doorway, smiling*
SCP 079: The box. Did you destroy it?
SCP 173: * looks at everyone and smirks* You could say that... *he and everyone else looks back into the cell;
735 is huddled into a back corner, rocking back and forth*173 and 735 are both smart asses... But, in the end, 735 really is short on content for insults. Compared to what 173 has to offer...?
SCP 735: *whimpers and whispers* S-so many r-r-rock p-puns...
A/N: First dare! Bring on more dares, guys, please? Thank you! And thank you loonbluefire for my first dare! :3

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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...