~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)

The Author Bitch asks: Hey SCP 106, in my SCP AU, I decided to make you French. Now, to test the theory of whether or not the French are "love experts" or not, tell me how you think that each of your fellow SCPs would be described as lovers, or what their style is, I should say.

106: *dark chuckle* Alright, let us begin with my personal favorite...

An artistic, creative kind of lover, 173 will 'paint' your whole body with feelings of pleasure and ecstasy. But only he will be able to marvel at your beauty, for how will he be able to- *giggles softly*- work on you if you are watching him?

Not to be underestimated during his mating season, 682 is quick to make sure that you are marked his, and only his. Teeth marks and bruises in places you did not even know you had are le lizards' specialty~

I would not expect to hear of his taking of another being, but 682 had told me of 079 having a fetish for using the wires from his body for- multiple purposes. A leash is his preferred usage of it, around the neck of his, so called, lover. Demeaning them, making them feel weak and inferior. *mimics pulling on a leash* Now, bow to him. For he is your better, your master~

Theatrics at their best, 035 will make a show out of anyone lucky enough to peak his interest. Now, of course, do not expect him to put on a show only for you. He is expectant of you to... Entertain him, as well. All of his time spent alone, and he has told me this, gives him 'time to think' about how to approach his next 'production'~

049, as a lover, would most likely be very gentle with his partner. (035: I second that~ *106 pushes him away*) Due to the fact of his being a doctor, this would be expected, but perhaps he might get a little over excited when giving his lover an unscheduled physical. Cutting and dissecting isn't the only use a scalpel has, you know~

A/N: I could add more of these, but these are the ones I thought of the easiest. If you want me to do another one, just leave me a comment, or PM me. Either which way works. Cause these were soooooo much fun to write, I'll be honest. :3