GoldenTail1 asks: Does SCP 999 watch My Little Pony?
SCP 999: *gurgles happily*
SCP 682: The litt'e shit says he does... And 'e makes me watch it with him... Fuckin' stupid horse shit...
SCP 999: *gurgles disapprovingly*
SCP 682: What'd ya mean don't curse? Why do ya think these people read this shit?
SCP 999: *low gurgle*
SCP 682: Wait-*backs up*- what're you-
*999 lunges, attaches itself to his head*
SCP 682: *muffled: get the fuck off!*
*pulls him off* What the hell is this?
Me: *takes picture of 682 dressed up as pinkie pie*
It would be a wonderful thing if 999 made 682 sit through My Little Pony, and try to instill the friendly messages it's showing to him. Even if it doesn't work in the least... He still gets to mess with the lizard justly so...
SCP 079: *looks at him... Is he holding back a laugh?*
SCP 682: Watch it, computron... I'll be dressin' you up as rainbow dash next...
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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...
