The Lazarus Effect

Lox Chatterbox & Sex Whales- I Need Some Sleep (BassBoosted)

Jason:

I sat on top of Gothcorp tower playing with all the sweet new features in my helmet. Anything I can think of that could help me get better at all of this she had installed. All I have to do is say the word and it'll pop up in front of me without getting in the way of my actual eyesight. What I like more is that it isn't just a screen in front of me. I can turn it off and I'd still be able to see through the lenses.

"Unidentified heat signature approaching from behind," Red warned. I turned just as Roy jumped over from the rooftop across from me.

"No fucking way," he said looking at me.

"Roy Harper. Status deceased,"

"You're supposed to be dead?" I asked looking up at him.

"What?"

"My new Ai said you're supposed to be dead," I stated turning away.

"Yeah, Roy Harper is supposed to be dead," he said. "New Ai? Dude, is this a new helmet? Where've you been?"

"Yeah, I was out. Ilya made this for me. This thing is smarter than I am," I said.

"Reminder. Black Mask spotted in the East End District," Red hummed.

"Set a location Red. We're going,"

"Location set. I have chosen the quickest route,"

"Where we going?" Roy asked.

"To find that Blackie fucker," I said aiming my graplin.

"Target acquired," Red brought up some calculations showing me where to aim before I pulled the trigger. "Bullseye. Chances of falling to your death, sixteen percent,"

"Thank you, Red. I like those odds," I said jumping down.

She informed me how fast I'm going and estimated how long it would take me to get the bottom.

"Congratulations, you have successfully jumped the fifth tallest building in Gotham City and lived to tell the tale," I laughed getting on my bike. She routed the screen taking me to the location she had set.

It made me wonder what the hell was the Black Mask doing in the East End District.

"Unidentified two-wheel vehicle following from behind,"

"It's just Roy,"

"Would you like for me to save facial recognition to my archives for future encounters?"

"Will you still tell me if he's sneaking up behind me?"

"Always Red Hood. Your safety is the main priority in my programming,"

"Ilyasviel programmed you to keep me safe?"

"No, Ilyasviel Wayne programmed me to keep you as safe as possible,"

"Wayne?"

"Yes, Wayne is her current surname changed by her recently registered father. Bruce Wayne. Former surname, McClaine,"

"Thank you, Red," I didn't know she had taken his name. I thought she'd want to keep her mother's after what happened.

"You're welcome Red Hood,"

"You can call me, Jay. Red,"

"Archived. I will now address you as Jay. You have arrived at the closest hidden location of your target,"

"Can you activate the alarm system on my bike?" I asked checking my weapons as I got off.

"Yes, Jay," she said the alarm echoed in the dark alley. "Alarm set to stun,"