The Lazarus Effect

Fifty-Five

"What?" Oliver asked looking back at them. 

"I promised Jason to take him on a tour. We're out," I said getting up grabbing Jason's arm. 

"I'm coming with you," Dick said following us out. 

"No," Jason shouted turning to look at him. 

"I'm coming with you or I'll tell Bruce about whatever you two are hiding and we all know I'll find out eventually," he threatened in a low menacing tone. 

"He's coming," I said linking my arms around theirs. 

"Wait," Bruce called after us but none of us paid attention to him.

We got out of there faster than we probably should have. Once we were outside I reached into Jason's shirt and retrieved the paperwork and sighed. I had hope that somehow this was some kind of nightmare and the papers would disappear. 

"What did you two do?" Dick asked. 

"What do we do?" Jason asked as we started walking in no particular direction. 

"We're going to verify this first and then we'll see what happens," I sighed. 

"Verify what?" Dick asked. 

"What the hell happened?" Jason asked scratching the back of his neck ignoring Dick's question a second time. 

"I have no idea. What was the last thing you remember?" 

"Letting you win," 

"You blacked out before I did," I laughed. "That means I won, not that you let me. I remember I told you I wanted a Dory fish and you said that's a salty ass fish and then you said you needed a smoke break and we walked outside together," 

"The cold air fucked you up didn't it?" I nodded. We both started laughing nervously before we stopped and just shook our heads.

"I told you we were going to do something stupid, Jason. You didn't listen. Do you even know who I am? I come from a long line of people that do stupid shit when others tell them they can't. Just look at who my dad is. Do you even know who my little brother is?" 

"I'm so sorry," he laughed. "But as I recall this, it was Thea Queen's fault. She dared us to," 

"What did you two do?" Dick shouted stopping us. Jason looked over at me and shrugged. We reached into our pockets and pulled out the rings. "You robbed a jewelry store?" 

"Worse," Jason sighed. 

"We got married," I added. His mouth fell open as he stared at us disbelief. 

"You two got married and I wasn't invited?" 

"What?" Jason asked shaking his head. The panic from earlier was returning. "We got wasted and got married. We don't even remember how it happened? What did I say? What did you say? Who marries two super drunk idiots at two in the morning? I spelled my name wrong," 

"What?" I asked looking at the paperwork. It does say Jazon Peter Todd. He snatched it from me when I laughed. "We're going to the chapel first and we're going to fix this before Bruce kills us," 

"Oh, my god. Bruce is going to kill you two," Dick shouted. 

"I know," we both shouted. 

"Come on, it's not too far from here," I said walking back the way we had come.

None of us said a word as we walked down to the place named A Little Slice of Love. We walked in and were instantly greeted by the cute little blonde behind the counter.