loonbluefire asks: Has SCP 079 ever came into contact with SCP 735? If so, what happened?
079: I have no prior memory of an SCP 735. We did not come into contact-
735: No, but I did with your mom! *laughs*
079: *groans* Oh, this one.
735: What? You forget about me, turbo nerd?
079: Yes, and I had hoped to keep it that way. Your presence is a nuisance.
735: I know you are, but what am I?
079: An overgrown bad joke book. *looks at author* Can I go now?
Now, this is what happens when you try to get 'physical' with said 'turbo nerd'...
079: Are you going to stay here for the whole part? There is someone who might not like it if you did...
735: *snatches 079's glasses off his face, puts them on and cringes* Sheesh, babe, you're blinder than Hellen Keller! Bet you're just as dumb as her too- *gets pulled back by his shirt collar, choked and pushed against a wall*
682: Wanna finish that sentence? Or should I give the word 'beat-box' a new fuckin' meanin'?
735: Ack! Ok, ok! Let up, Godzilla! I wasn't gonna fuck with your bitch, ok? I-ack!
682: *growls and tightens grip, looks over to 079* Want me ta waist em?
079: No, he has my optical devices. Retrieve them, now.
682: *pulls glasses off of 735 and throws him off to the side, walks over to 079 and puts them back on his face*
And that is what happens when you mess with the Mutt's MCP.
735: *groans* Christ... Tough crowd...