Wrong number?

Zakuro
Wait a damn minute how'd you know I was a guy u asshole
How'd u even get my number
Oh shit I have a stalker

Kai
D
do you think through your ass?
I didn't even know you're name how am I a stalker
Guess you're the idiot now
Plus from the way u typed I guessed you were a dude

Zakuro
Wow
That's really sexist
Nice going douchebag

Kai
I wasn't trying to offend anyone
But if on the off chance it did my bad dude

Zakuro
Your apologies are shit but okay

Kai
Aww you're warming upto me!
How cute

Zakuro
I'm very close to stabbing you
But wait how'd u get my number

Kai
Well in my high school
Nakageno high
Which fyi specialises in developing skills

Zakuro
Wow you just told me where u study
I'm going to come and kill you now
Congrats dumbass
But um wow I know that place

Kai
Course you do
I saw your number on my friend's phone number over there so ig it's a mutual contact?
Btw the only reason I decided to text you was to spite my grandad and his issue with social security

Zakuro
I'm going to kill your grandad for putting me through this shit

Kai
Are you serious?
I'll help

Zakuro
I'm building upto it

Kai
Alright but like is there anyone u don't want to kill

Zakuro
My bff
Makino

Kai
Shit
Makino Aikawa that super popular dude?

Zakuro
Yes?

Kai
Oh wow
He's the mutual contact

Zakuro
Makes sense.
He's my only friend
Not that I want any more

Kai
Only friend?
Lol sucks to be you
Ahh you're on that tsundere bullshit
But like I have a lot of friends
Ig I'm popular?

Zakuro
Add a big ego to that

Kai
Ah
There is no arguing with you is there?
But tbh how'd you have a friend if ur this aggressive

Zakuro
I am not aggressive
I guess people don't like me because that ninja thing makes me seem creepy
And I'm usually that one kid who follows all the rules and gets straight A's so people usually think I'm full of myself
Why am I telling you this?
Because I don't care what you think
Wbu anyway

Kai
Wow I guess I'm the polar opposite?
I don't follow any rules at all lol
I get straight A's too but idk how tbh
People flock me
I'm pretty happy bout that
But uh guess we could be friends if you want any?

Zakuro
I'm fine
But...thanks I guess...
Listen I um have to go
Bye dude

Kai
Now who's assuming genders?
Read
But ur right I'm a guy
Read
Later man
Read

Typing
Yeah see you...
Delete message?
Message Deleted.

TBC...

(And a plot is forming in my head for this already.

It's not going to be too long but not very short either.
So far I think around 20-25 parts
15 minimum.
That's all for now.

Bye!)